At our so-called meet-and-greet at the Bucc OCU, where we were totally ignored by the staff, a snooty woman asked the wife of one of our number "...and which course are you on?".
Mistake...BIG mistake. She'd asked a rather fiery red-headed Scots lass, who explained in words of half a syllable that SHE wasn't on any course, but her husband was starting his Buccaneer navigator course!