Interesting concept... Hmmmmm
I am an licenced aircraft engineer and will be travelling with you today, if you have any problems I would you suggest you get your arses out there and fix it.
Yours
NL
My mate actually fixed the flight he was on lol, although the airline he worked for wasn't the one he was flying with, they had a maintenance sharing contract in play and his wife nagged him when it went tech on the homeward start up, after a chat to the crew who contacted their base, he was authorised to have a look at the problem which he promptly fixed allowing the aircraft to depart. He was served quite a bit of complimentary drinks on the flight home and was cheered by the pax when he got back onboard.