Originally Posted by
ShyTorque
Close call?
As an RAF Padre once said in his dinner night speech: "Let us drink a toast to our wives, girlfriends and mistresses - and hope they never meet!"
Not too original: it's the standard Wardroom Saturday night toast:
'To our wives and sweethearts', rejoinder 'May they never meet'
Unfortunately overtaken by PC and replaced with 'Our families' since 2013. Tuesday night's toast of 'Our men' was also replaced with 'Our sailors'.
Bah humbug
