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Old 15th Apr 2018, 12:13
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RAT 5
 
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Friday evening a guy is in the pub and orders 3 whiskies. He drinks one and raises each of the other 2 in 'salute'. This is repeated for a few Fridays until the bar tender's curiosity is bursting. He has to ask what's going on.
"well, I have 2 friends who live far away, and at 5 O'clock on each Friday we decided to toast each other to keep the friendship going."
'That's a wonderful gesture." says the barman.
It continues for a few weeks and then the guy orders only 2 whiskies. The bartender's curiosity is again bursting, but he summons the courage to ask "if anything has happened to one of the friends/"
"oh no," says the guy,"I've decided to give up drinking."
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