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Old 15th Apr 2018, 10:35
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sitigeltfel
 
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A horse walks into a bar, sits down beside a donkey, and orders a pint.
"You're a big lad" says the donkey, "did you win any races?".
"I've won the Derby and the Grand National" repies the horse.
Bloody hell, thinks the donkey, how can I match that?
He pulls up a picture of a zebra on his phone and shows it to the horse.
"Who's that?" asks the horse.
"That's me when I played as striker for Juventus" says the donkey!
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