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Old 5th Apr 2018, 09:17
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vapilot2004
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
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What to you get when you cross a chicken with a pit bull?
Only the pit bull.

Why did the dog cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Why did the Texas chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
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