And someone asked about the officers. Ignoring the mention of a flt Lt, we were taught to keep well clear of drinking ORs lest we got hit thus converting D&D into the more serious offence of striking an officer. Also being labelled as stupid for getting hit.
We were to say RAFP Sgt or Guard Commander sort it while standing bravely at a distance. Maybe Pongos are different, but BEagle did mention ineffectual.