September 2017
Dear Anna
I am a very very very important (indeed revered) training captain. I am livid, incensed, furious, incandescent at the cancellation ARAPA. I am soooo f*ck*ng angry.
For the absence of doubt I would like to assure you that, despite this severe direct attack on my COS, I intend to do f*ck all about it. Please continue to send out weekly updates telling me how wonderful I am.
Yours, Captain Figjam
December 2017
Dear Tom
I am a very important and adored STC. Your failure to pay me my 13th month has made me livid, incensed, furious, incandescent (again). I am so f*ck*ng angry that I have even made a couple of mildly hissy posts on Yammer. Let me take this opportunity to assure you that, despite this outrageous slight, I intend to do absolutely f*ck all about it.
Please ask Anna to send out weekly updates telling me how wonderful I am.
Yours, Captain Figjam
Now don't get me started on this SAA business...........