I have been trying for years to explain to the Great Unwashed (the masses) that there is no such thing as electricity, and that everything is powered by the instantaneous transmition of smoke via copper (for the most part) lines. no-one will believe me, even though when the TV or Stereo lets the smoke out, that it wont go anymore.
Never mind we that Know the real story will just have to be happy in the Knowledge of the truth,
Halle Lua brother.
Another thread could be called for.