If you think NATS HR is bad, how about this ? My old boss at EGGP was on one of the very early Cadet Courses (3?) in the 60's. He wanted to go to Ulster Radar but they said no, you're all going to LATCC. He promptly resigned & got a job with IAL, ostensibly in the Gulf. Turned up at Heathrow on the day & was given his ticket except it was for Rhodesia. Phoned personnel - "oh, sorry, did no-one tell you?" - so off he went to Africa !. He eventually made it to Bahrain :-)