Honerable mention to Buster for :
"Officer, I swear, it just looked like a clothes line full of washing when I went through it. "
Third place goes to Wensleydale for his most appropos:
"Bollywood's version of Wallace and Grommit was receiving lukewarm reviews. "
In second place Kiltrash (and the award for frequent flyer points as well) for:
"Watch what happens when I get this up to 88 MPH "
and this was really tough, but the one that actually made me "LOL" was Nutloose with:
"Ryanair India trials the new crew bus. "
over to you, the one of the loose nuts adn well done everyone!