Clearly you were never a cadet in the ATC Basil!
Simply a quote from the pre-flight safety briefing video we were all treated to whilst waiting in the hangar at 8 AEF all those years ago. The first time I saw it I didn’t realise it was a safety brief, but a demonstration of what I was expected to do on my flight. Spent the next couple of hours bricking it as I thought I was going to be jumping out over Shropshire.....