Dear Passenger,
You are now boarding "FreightDogAnonymous". Thank you for joining us today..the weather in Fargo will be somewhat chilly with gusts to 40 kts and temps of -40C.
As I operate alone, any PAX is welcome to coma and visit for a fag.
Please let me remind you to keep your seatbelt fastened for unexpected turbulence along the way and C172 f*** around the terminal area...
If you have a Stella you can always drink but i will to decline any offers as im short legged and so seated less than 8 inches from the "throttle"
If you have any questions about your Ryan Air flight/pilots, you may enter their website but may have to pay their fee of 30 GB even if you are rated on the ship.
Hope you enjoy your flight with captain "RED EYE" today...
By the way he needs some coffee,1 milk,2 sugars...
Tailwinds,
Flyer75