Danny - thanks for the response + thanks for the site!
If PPRuNe is still 'icky-poos', then I'm sure Hawk, Min and Bad Medicine will willingly help! Alternately, QDMcubed is very willing and able. If you're getting a 'nursey' in, then I'm prepared to voulunteer to test ride them

(oh, sorry, forgot - this isn't JetBlast!

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I'd offer to help, but PHP and MySQL are a bit beyond my ken - sorry!