Now come on fellas. I'm sure we all feel so much more secure wearing that nice little red photo around our necks. It not only purifies you and prevents baldness, but makes you immune from personal or missile attack.What terrorist would dare threaten a wearer of an ASIC? I know when I go to bed each night I sleep so much better knowing I have my ASIC to protect me!It is that same warm fuzzy feeling that you get standing in a cold ocean and piss your pants.