"We're supposed to be filming something called Star Wars, for heaven's sake. The set is all wrong. That console looks just like it's Northolt 1960 instead of being in space.
"And that bloke in the foreground - can't you make him look more like an extra-terrestrial? Give him some funny shaped ears, and eyebrows that go the wrong way, for example. Tell wardrobe to get him out of that uniform and dress him like he's from - well anywhere but here and now.
"Now, what can we do about the others? That Judi woman? I can't see this film is ever going to catch on."
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