Yeah and nothing ever goes wrong - never any medical hassles, never any FOQA report hassles, never any hiccups in the SIM etc.
Just do your guaranteed 7-10 years of keeping your mouth shut as your guaranteed position just ticks over and they keep throwing money at you.
And of course unlike other economies there's no chance the Chinese economic miracle could ever slow down...or worse.
If it's all so bloody easy amazes me there are any pilots left in Oz at all, what are they all stupid or something?
Guaranteed "money for nothing" and early retirement.
Yeah, right.
