There was this story about a fella who had a tree in his yard which was a gathering place for monkeys.
He put an add in the paper to get someone to get rid of said monkeys.
A pilot turned up and got the job, went down and sat at the base of the tree, the monkeys came and sat around.
The monkeys were seen to cry, then laugh and then run away.
Asked how he did that so quickly he said,
To make them cry I said I worked for XXX Airline.
To make them laugh I told them how much I wasa paid
To make them run away, I said we were recruiting.
Works for me.
C YA
