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Old 26th Jan 2018, 04:05
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Krystal n chips
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Where I always have been...firmly in the real world
Posts: 945
Sits Vac.

" Due to unforeseen circumstances, a position will shortly arise for the post of Prime Minister. No specific qualifications are required for this post, but it would be desirable if candidates had poor levels of communication and interpersonal skills, a complete lack of understanding as to domestic political issues and no leadership skills.

This post carries with it sponsored housing, free travel and the opportunity to become enshrined in the history of the UK.

Selection will be by interview and the successful candidate will be able to demonstrate a high level of incompetence during their career to date. "

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