A and C,
My "you couldn't script it" merely refers to the fact that we, the taxpayers, are shelling out over £100k per glider to get them back into service. They didn't cost anywhere near that when purchased new!
If that is not a complete nonsense, then I don't know what is.
However, as is always the case in the public sector, no-one is ever held accountable and it is the innocent that suffer: in this case the cadets.