Leftcoaster, I believe you are absolutely right!
The USAF, USN, Army and Coast Guard are truly blessed by their Confuser in Chief. A privilege to have such a genius in charge. Who knows words, big words. Words like:
"Stable"
"Genius"
"No collusion!"
"sloppy Steve"
"Crooked Hillary"
"No collusion!"
"No collusion!"
"No collusion!"
"Rocket Man"
"Little Rocket Man"
" Big Button"
"lyin' Ted"
"Sh#thole countries"
and the ever popular,
"No collusion!"