I’m reminded of the joke where a wife wakes up and sees her husband isn’t in bed and a light is on downstairs in the kitchen. She gets up and goes down and finds him in the kitchen brooding over a cup of coffee.
“What’s the matter?”, she asks.
“You remember when you were 16, And I got you pregnant. Then you’re dad said if I didn’t marry you he’d get me done for statuatory rape and banged up for 20 years. So I agreed and we did?”
“Yes?”, she replied.
“I’d have been out in the morning”........
Last edited by ORAC; 8th Jan 2018 at 11:34.