Tetley Tea Time...
A tough call - but:
Third is CAEBr with "The armourers were insistant that it was one of those new fangled 'smart weapons' because he had an IQ in double figures......."
Second NutLoose with "Look, it says in the book, 'all aircraft flying in the US must carry an Air Marshal on board'"
but the winner of the CST is Buster Hyman with "It was a long shot but this was Lockheeds last attempt at an A-10 replacement"
The CST is en route to you in a drop tank from Schloss NutLoose...