Hey 411a, News Update - this just in:
With your attitude your quite likely to be taken behind a bike shed and filled-in, like as not by your own unloving staff.
Aha, what's that? You haven't got any: the "airline" still just a figment of your overheated imagination, I note.
Well, well, you sad little fantasist, just go back to the pill cupboard and keep downing the prozac and leave the "professional pilots rumour network" to professional pilots, or at the very least, someone with an intelligent comment to make.