Spurred from my torpor by Nutty's goad, having consulted the fowl's entrails, and after mature reflection, I now pronounce as follows:
Honourable Mention,
Wensleydale with: "..and Santa really made his presents felt."
Beaten by a Nose, Nutloose with: "When I shoot my load the earth really does move.. somewhere"
First Past the Post, however, and Winner of the PPRuNe Paper Plate, is indubitably Wander00, with the topical:
"Prime Minister, it is like Pinocchio, the more porkies you tell, the longer it gets".'
Step forward, Wander00, and receive the CST Poisoned Chalice, with an old man's blessing !
Danny wishes All Here Present the Best of Good Fortune in 2018.
Last edited by Danny42C; 27th Dec 2017 at 12:54.
Reason: Gross Guinness-Induced Error.