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Forum: Military Aviation
18th Dec 2019, 09:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Not a caption, but an observation: The US camo...

Not a caption, but an observation:
The US camo pants don't do a very good job, when you can see a picture of Trump's face, complete with panda eyes, on the groin of the grunt's pants.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2019, 23:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

(Trump): "Are you expecting a change in Korea?" ...

(Trump): "Are you expecting a change in Korea?"
(Kim): "No, but Congress about to give you change in career!"
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Dec 2019, 23:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Lissen here, umm... Kim Bong Jong.... can you...

"Lissen here, umm... Kim Bong Jong.... can you dig up some dirt on Joe Biden for me?"
"Fluck off, you iriot!"
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Dec 2019, 04:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The USS Impeachment wouldn't float or fly, so...

The USS Impeachment wouldn't float or fly, so they hid it away with Malicious, in tent.
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Nov 2019, 04:37
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The use of a backpack full of water to feed the...

The use of a backpack full of water to feed the water pistols via a hose made a water fight last just SO MUCH longer. But they needed a rag to wipe up with when the water ran out.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Nov 2019, 19:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Give me back Section Officer Harvey's knickers,...

"Give me back Section Officer Harvey's knickers, or I'll blow the head off this midget!"
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Nov 2019, 22:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Clarkson's track report said "It corners like...

Clarkson's track report said "It corners like it's on rails!"
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Nov 2019, 00:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"FFS! We've been sitting here for 4 days waiting...

"FFS! We've been sitting here for 4 days waiting for somebody to say Here Come de Judge!"
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Nov 2019, 00:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The man in the Baggy Trousers said "This is...

The man in the Baggy Trousers said "This is Madness!" but the pilot said, "No, we are Devo!"
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Nov 2019, 22:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The concept of reverse thrust hadn't been thought...

The concept of reverse thrust hadn't been thought through all the way. Ground ops were OK, but needing somebody to look backwards in flight was going to be a problem.
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Nov 2019, 09:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

(Uniformed man): "Mein Gott! The pilot was...

(Uniformed man):
"Mein Gott! The pilot was right! They put the engine on backwards, and now it has chopped the tail off!"
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Nov 2019, 21:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Donald was a little bit stunned when he realised...

Donald was a little bit stunned when he realised that he had been invited to a Meeting at The Lodge (in Canberra), not a "Lodge Meeting".
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Nov 2019, 23:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"...and the sorting hat...

"...and the sorting hat says...Gryffindor!"
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Nov 2019, 23:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

At Epstein's party on Porn Island, Donald needed...

At Epstein's party on Porn Island, Donald needed a special kind of masquerade costume to disguise his hair.
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Nov 2019, 20:01
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Looks reasonable, but we need to colour the top...

"Looks reasonable, but we need to colour the top hood in dayglo orange, then get 200 of these people to stand on each side of the runway at Heathrow. If the wind changes, they can walk to the cross...
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2019, 19:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Give these lads some Viagra, my feet are still...

"Give these lads some Viagra, my feet are still getting wet!"
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2019, 09:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

OK, a quick comp is a fast comp. A few...

OK, a quick comp is a fast comp.

A few rib-ticklers up there, but for originality, and to encourage a new player, the award goes to Parson:


Over to you, Blue Leader.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2019, 01:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Must be only cold water in the showers today,...

Must be only cold water in the showers today, this magnification still isn't enough!
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Nov 2019, 00:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"I think I see a fly..." "Is it...

"I think I see a fly..."
"Is it open?"
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Nov 2019, 20:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Well thankya, Mr Kiltrash. Speaking of Ms...

Well thankya, Mr Kiltrash.

Speaking of Ms Harvey,....
https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/882x610/capcomp3_477c08fb54d9b271014ccde3869180d8f673dade.jpg
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Nov 2019, 05:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

(Car driver) "Oi! How long you guys gonna stand...

(Car driver) "Oi! How long you guys gonna stand on that crossing??"
"Until Kiltrash gets rid of this crappy photo!"
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Nov 2019, 19:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"The story about losing my legs in a plane crash...

"The story about losing my legs in a plane crash isn't exactly true, I was in a bar one night and got a bit legless."
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Nov 2019, 04:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"So, Sir, is everything in your pants made of...

"So, Sir, is everything in your pants made of tin?"

"Not all of it, I have a bit of wood as well..."
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Nov 2019, 02:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Of course I outrank you! Four Bars, see? Count...

"Of course I outrank you! Four Bars, see? Count them! And I have another half-a-bar under my bulging jacket..."
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Nov 2019, 03:54
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Now, where is this Section Officer Harvey? She...

"Now, where is this Section Officer Harvey? She has some questions to answer about her knowledge of my son Andrew...Perhaps one should look for Andrew instead..."
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Nov 2019, 22:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"A couple of phut-phut-phuts will put a stop to...

"A couple of phut-phut-phuts will put a stop to Philip making similar noises..."
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Nov 2019, 06:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"I mean you no harm, Mr Trump, but you are...

"I mean you no harm, Mr Trump, but you are standing where I am about to shoot..."
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Nov 2019, 02:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"We are planning a One-Gun Salute for Mr Markle's...

"We are planning a One-Gun Salute for Mr Markle's visit..."
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Oct 2019, 10:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The miracles of Photoshop, Hopalong Cassidy...

The miracles of Photoshop, Hopalong Cassidy disappears and Grorious Reader is sitting on Topper. The only thing missing is the dozen generals studiously taking notes.
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Oct 2019, 11:48
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"How you start this thing? I say Hi-Ho Silver,...

"How you start this thing? I say Hi-Ho Silver, awaaaaayyy, but nothing happen..."
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Oct 2019, 09:55
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Quick, take the picture! This ice sculpture...

"Quick, take the picture! This ice sculpture horse is starting to melt!"
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Oct 2019, 06:53
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Oh, Grorious Reader, you rook just rike Cisco...

"Oh, Grorious Reader, you rook just rike Cisco Kid...except he wore a fancy black costume...and a sombrero...and he had a sidekick called Pancho...and he wasn't Asian...and he didn't wear...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Oct 2019, 06:46
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Not often you see the horse's head and the...

Not often you see the horse's head and the horse's @rse in the same photo.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Oct 2019, 05:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Nein, I haff zeen ze pictures, zat iss...

"Nein, I haff zeen ze pictures, zat iss definitely not Zection Ofizier Harvey's pussy."
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Oct 2019, 20:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,008,331
Posted By Ascend Charlie

"Is that a Focke-Wulf?" "No, it's a fockin'...

"Is that a Focke-Wulf?"

"No, it's a fockin' lion!"
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