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Forum: Rotorheads
14th Nov 2009, 02:15
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Lets bring this one to life again. Wife...

Lets bring this one to life again.

Wife walks into the living room where her husband is sitting and watching TV and says to him "Get your lazy a*se of the sofa and fix the kitchen sink, its...
Forum: Rotorheads
14th Sep 2008, 23:47
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems...

Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?"

Douglas replied, "I would get in my helicopter...
Forum: Rotorheads
8th Sep 2008, 14:34
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

SAS You like your new job? :E

SAS

You like your new job? :E
Forum: Rotorheads
23rd Jul 2008, 00:47
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Heli Teli On similar notes: Why do you...

Heli Teli

On similar notes:

Why do you call it dog biscuits when are no dogs in them?

What about babyfood, there are no babies in...?

I am confused now.
Forum: Rotorheads
22nd Jul 2008, 01:36
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

My darling wife...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....

and thats when my lights suddenly went out....
Forum: Rotorheads
23rd Aug 2007, 23:42
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true...

Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin...
Forum: Rotorheads
23rd May 2007, 23:14
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having...

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...
Forum: Rotorheads
21st May 2007, 15:12
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Farmer You can look at that way, if it is...

Farmer

You can look at that way, if it is not forbidden it must be allowed!

If you manage to get this done, please let us know.
Forum: Rotorheads
21st May 2007, 11:18
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Bizarre Driving Laws

Only in the US! :ok:

Alabama

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street as long as a lantern is attached...
Forum: Rotorheads
2nd May 2007, 11:42
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Rotordude This is brilliant! I watched...

Rotordude

This is brilliant!

I watched it yesterday and just stopped laughing moments ago!
Forum: Rotorheads
25th Apr 2007, 09:56
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

O yeah and the punishment for polygamy are all...

O yeah and the punishment for polygamy are all those mother-in-laws!!! :}
Forum: Rotorheads
19th Jan 2007, 14:17
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Hi Whirly and happy new year! Please do not...

Hi Whirly and happy new year!

Please do not ask me tough questions like this.... to deep for me. :O
Forum: Rotorheads
19th Jan 2007, 14:04
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Since it's friday...

How about some jokes from you guys/gals?

Lets start with this riddle:


You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine...
Forum: Rotorheads
25th Jul 2006, 23:03
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her...

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them...
Forum: Rotorheads
26th Mar 2006, 20:44
Replies: 429
Views: 178,006
Posted By Heli-Ice

The rabbit and the grissly bear

A cute little rabbit and a grissly were out in the woods taking a dump.
Just when they were finishing the grissly ask the rabbit "hey Bugs, does the sh** stick to your fur?"
"No" answers the...
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