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26th Dec 2014, 10:04
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Posted By 5aday

Hier is der dusenflugzeug einflugschneiss...

Hier is der dusenflugzeug einflugschneiss category 3b Blindlandesystem hier im Rheinland entwickelt. Unsere Kämpfer können jetzt den Krieg auf die R.A.F. bei jedem Wetter.
Haben Sie Fragen?
...
13th Dec 2014, 09:46
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Posted By 5aday

Right Gupta, This is how you create an alsation...

Right Gupta, This is how you create an alsation shadow and then if you do both hands it becomes an eagle.
15th Oct 2014, 18:10
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Posted By 5aday

If we select the turret to max rpm and allow the...

If we select the turret to max rpm and allow the bogie unit to precess it should right itself and zoom off at 90 degrees so we can get ourselves ready up the road we've just come down. Any questions?
9th Jul 2014, 08:35
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Posted By 5aday

" ALL OUR EYES ON THE DISTANT HORIZON, LOOK...

" ALL OUR EYES ON THE DISTANT HORIZON,
LOOK OUT FOR THE S . I . B "

(the Nav doing the Sailors Hornpipe dance "
9th Jul 2014, 08:31
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Posted By 5aday

"Look Chief, can you cram another 500 coconuts...

"Look Chief, can you cram another 500 coconuts into the bomb bay, and I'll take your 10 demijohns of brandy on the bomb aimers bed and personally deliver it to your Mum in the pub in Swaffham"
...
2nd Jul 2014, 11:57
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Posted By 5aday

I told him to go careful using Cialis.

I told him to go careful using Cialis.
2nd Jan 2014, 17:47
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Posted By 5aday

He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five ...

He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew, ya didn't give no lip to Big Johannes
26th Dec 2013, 11:13
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Posted By 5aday

This suppository didn't come with any...

This suppository didn't come with any instructions. Oh well, in for a penny.....
6th Dec 2013, 05:53
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Posted By 5aday

To the tune of Hokey Cokey: "You put your...

To the tune of Hokey Cokey:


"You put your left leg in,
Your left leg out,
Left leg in and you shake it all about"
27th Nov 2013, 06:05
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Posted By 5aday

If Bruce Gunton was on this crew we could have...

If Bruce Gunton was on this crew we could have watched "Strictly" live on TV.
24th Nov 2013, 19:55
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Posted By 5aday

The Nav? Nah - he's praying in front of the...

The Nav? Nah - he's praying in front of the Elsan Bucket.
Anyway, the galley says anyone for Hot Chocolate or Honkers?
24th Nov 2013, 18:56
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Posted By 5aday

Skipper - he says the special fried rice was all...

Skipper - he says the special fried rice was all orderded by the other crew and will you accept the Lemon Sizzling Chicken instead of the Lobster?
15th Nov 2013, 21:53
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Posted By 5aday

"This is Danny Boy. Authenticate Foxtrot...

"This is Danny Boy. Authenticate Foxtrot Oscar"
15th Oct 2013, 06:15
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Posted By 5aday

Any closer and we will be another Costa Concordia...

Any closer and we will be another Costa Concordia !
15th Oct 2013, 06:12
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Posted By 5aday

Disappeared on Radar at two miles- standing by...

Disappeared on Radar at two miles- standing by for MAD mark !!
27th Sep 2013, 05:04
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Posted By 5aday

I think it will take a kilo of Viagra to make...

I think it will take a kilo of Viagra to make this barrel look lifelike again.
14th Jun 2013, 16:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By 5aday

He should have gone to spec savers. I asked the...

He should have gone to spec savers. I asked the storeman for an accordion.
9th Jun 2013, 11:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By 5aday

Achtung. Dusenflugzeug Einflugschneis. Mit...

Achtung. Dusenflugzeug Einflugschneis.
Mit einer grosser cock up, fur ich die war is endert. Linx, Linx Linx Recht Linx.......
27th May 2013, 03:46
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By 5aday

"Now listen to me. The John for you lot is a big...

"Now listen to me. The John for you lot is a big bucket down the back and not the nice shiny one the pilots use. If you use it, it will pong the place out -so just remember you will be required...
24th May 2013, 22:51
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Posted By 5aday

SASless wins Buster.....

SASless wins
Buster.....
24th May 2013, 20:57
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By 5aday

Yes - I'm en route at the moment and I'll try and...

Yes - I'm en route at the moment and I'll try and get something done with it this weekend.
Dave M
16th May 2013, 07:49
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By 5aday

Thank you Airborne Artist. I'd love to judge this...

Thank you Airborne Artist. I'd love to judge this one. Is there a time scale involved? I have to warn you , my sense of humour is somewhat warped !
Dave :)
13th May 2013, 06:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,233
Posted By 5aday

"Thats not Broadsword speaking. Get out the...

"Thats not Broadsword speaking. Get out the authentication tables"
13th May 2013, 05:42
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Posted By 5aday

Do as you are told and get back to the galley....

Do as you are told and get back to the galley. Mine is standard NATO.
19th Mar 2013, 18:12
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Posted By 5aday

These ladyboys get everywhere.......

These ladyboys get everywhere.......
8th Mar 2013, 23:27
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Posted By 5aday

Chief, Jack up the windscreen wipers and...

Chief,
Jack up the windscreen wipers and change the rest.
4th Feb 2013, 07:08
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Posted By 5aday

" Roger. Tower on stud 18"

" Roger. Tower on stud 18"
26th Jan 2013, 12:32
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Posted By 5aday

Then I steered east for 6mins turning north for...

Then I steered east for 6mins turning north for another 6, then west until I rejoined my original track. I realised much later when I ran out of fuel it turned out to be tea stain on this map. Here....
18th Jan 2013, 07:58
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Views: 10,868,233
Posted By 5aday

"Now - at this point the leader will tell us all...

"Now - at this point the leader will tell us all to engage smoke so you do blue and I'll do red and then we barrel roll in opposite directions. OK?"
"Are you listening to me Alimustapha?"
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