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4th Nov 2019, 19:14
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"I am the SiG"

"I am the SiG"
26th Sep 2019, 10:03
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"When summer arrives, I will turn into Comrade...

"When summer arrives, I will turn into Comrade Constable Canute and stop all this nonsense."
21st Sep 2019, 19:56
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Where is Buster and the CST?

Where is Buster and the CST?
21st Sep 2019, 14:48
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Too late for me to say the signwriter was...

Too late for me to say the signwriter was Dieselexic then?

Anyway, apologies for absence of late ... too much holiday, too little time. :)
23rd Jul 2019, 17:32
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OK. Who said hanging's too good for him?

OK. Who said hanging's too good for him?
22nd Jun 2019, 19:23
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This is soooo awful, I couldn’t get a seat in...

This is soooo awful, I couldn’t get a seat in one of BA’s nice flat beds ... but then they haven’t been invented yet.
22nd Jun 2019, 14:23
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Mr. Cholmondley-Warner tried to ignore...

Mr. Cholmondley-Warner tried to ignore everything, including the irritating sod with the bad teeth sat next ro him.
14th Jun 2019, 10:54
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Nav: "No, I've got Milan, Berlin, Amiens and...

Nav: "No, I've got Milan, Berlin, Amiens and Dresden, but not Hamburg."

Skipper: "OK, we'll just follow the other chaps then."
5th Jun 2019, 09:02
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Posted By MPN11

"Smoking kills, Great Leader. We wait,...

"Smoking kills, Great Leader. We wait, patiently."
4th Jun 2019, 14:00
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“Microsoft Technical Support? ... Yes, my Windows...

“Microsoft Technical Support? ... Yes, my Windows has sprouted red hair.”
3rd Jun 2019, 18:49
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As I am important like Trump, I will send rude...

As I am important like Trump, I will send rude message to Mayor of London... when I can remember how to spell his name.
2nd Jun 2019, 15:57
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“Hurro, Theretha ... just wanna say Jeremy my...

“Hurro, Theretha ... just wanna say Jeremy my choice as thuckthetthor.”
2nd Jun 2019, 09:41
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"OK, desk has nice French polish, but I want nice...

"OK, desk has nice French polish, but I want nice Korean polish. Fix it!"
1st Jun 2019, 17:19
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Posted By MPN11

Fat Wun realises why he prefers railway travel,...

Fat Wun realises why he prefers railway travel, as the view disappears behind him instead of following him.
1st Jun 2019, 17:18
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Posted By MPN11

“Pilot, alter course. This is not a panoramic...

“Pilot, alter course. This is not a panoramic view.”
1st Jun 2019, 17:14
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“Hey, you wake up. Where my Met report?”

“Hey, you wake up. Where my Met report?”
31st May 2019, 19:07
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Posted By MPN11

“Make sure he dead, and not pretend. And send me...

“Make sure he dead, and not pretend. And send me two dog-burger with fries.”
31st May 2019, 19:03
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Posted By MPN11

Inside Hair Farce Wun.

Inside Hair Farce Wun.
31st May 2019, 10:14
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Posted By MPN11

"Get me Security now! There's a sleeping agent...

"Get me Security now! There's a sleeping agent outside my window."
28th May 2019, 11:06
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Posted By MPN11

Concern was expressed that some squadrons would...

Concern was expressed that some squadrons would not have enough room on the fuselage for their elaborate squadron marking.
27th May 2019, 19:16
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Posted By MPN11

That man there! No singing in the wires until...

That man there! No singing in the wires until we're airborne!
27th May 2019, 18:32
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Posted By MPN11

Leading Seaman Smith was known to be a pleasant...

Leading Seaman Smith was known to be a pleasant plucker.
27th May 2019, 18:30
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Posted By MPN11

How does it go? Oh, yes, “Pluck the wires and...

How does it go? Oh, yes, “Pluck the wires and kick the tyres...”
27th May 2019, 08:44
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Posted By MPN11

"Keep your head low, Smithers, and then this...

"Keep your head low, Smithers, and then this streamlined shape with enable us to reach 67 knots."
26th May 2019, 14:31
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Posted By MPN11

“Yes, dear, I’m putting the dustbin out right...

“Yes, dear, I’m putting the dustbin out right now!”
26th May 2019, 11:20
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Posted By MPN11

"Yes, target positively identified. Nobody could...

"Yes, target positively identified. Nobody could mistake the Houses of Parliament."
25th May 2019, 08:58
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Posted By MPN11

After weeks of work in the shed, Chaz finally...

After weeks of work in the shed, Chaz finally finished modifying Grandad's Mobility Scooter into something fit to be seen in.
24th May 2019, 18:11
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Posted By MPN11

Annoyingly, the standard singlet was too small to...

Annoyingly, the standard singlet was too small to provide space for all his 1,000 hour badges.
24th May 2019, 18:10
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Posted By MPN11

“Hello, Base ... with just 2 missiles and one...

“Hello, Base ... with just 2 missiles and one little gun, this thing isn’t going to do well in a dogfight.”
24th May 2019, 18:01
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Posted By MPN11

To cope with flocks of dragons on the airfield,...

To cope with flocks of dragons on the airfield, the BCU had to upgrade their squawking Landrover.
19th May 2019, 16:28
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Posted By MPN11

To keep up with modern technology, the ATC...

To keep up with modern technology, the ATC Landrover needed an upgrade.
17th May 2019, 14:27
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Posted By MPN11

Mr. Prune decided to have a cigarette whilst...

Mr. Prune decided to have a cigarette whilst waiting for Mr. Jones to finish whatever he was doing.
17th May 2019, 12:50
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Posted By MPN11

The ground crew painted the cowling as a memorial...

The ground crew painted the cowling as a memorial to the late, great, Grumpy Cat.
16th May 2019, 11:49
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Posted By MPN11

Passenger consumption of Sauvignon Blanc required...

Passenger consumption of Sauvignon Blanc required drastic measures.
15th May 2019, 18:35
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Posted By MPN11

"Do you need more hose? We've got...

"Do you need more hose? We've got plenty."
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