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Forum: African Aviation
1st Feb 2015, 14:43
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

The beach is like this : ...

The beach is like this :
http://www.thebombsurf.com/files/1/images/image[25].jpg
· 69 children were left behind and by the end of the week, 31 had still not found their parents. And all...
Forum: African Aviation
25th Dec 2014, 11:25
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

...... stuff like this happens : Swaziland's...

...... stuff like this happens :

Swaziland's new international airport is part of King Mswati III (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Mswati_III)'s $1bn millennium project investment initiative to...
Forum: African Aviation
22nd Sep 2014, 06:57
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

A form is now handed out on inbound flights to...

A form is now handed out on inbound flights to ZA.

Questions :
Name, origin, passport number, nationality, contact phone/address in ZA, flight number, seat number, what countries have you...
Forum: African Aviation
7th Aug 2014, 19:10
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

....... a rapist, a thief, a bigamist, a...

....... a rapist, a thief, a bigamist, a fraudster, a racist, a man who thinks that showering after raping an HIV positive woman, and a village idiot walk into a bar and the barman says :

"What...
Forum: African Aviation
30th Mar 2014, 12:56
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

....... when an illiterate uneducated 15 year old...

....... when an illiterate uneducated 15 year old is given a uniform and a machine gun which he does not even know how to hold, let alone use, and is allowed to play at being a soldier or a policeman...
Forum: African Aviation
9th May 2013, 21:53
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

1) When you get a parking ticket in 'Harare' 20...

1) When you get a parking ticket in 'Harare' 20 years after the so-called 'liberation' and the country is now called Zimbabwe, but on the back of the parking ticket it says : "Please make cheques...
Forum: African Aviation
1st May 2013, 09:25
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

.... and when those involved in the charter are...

.... and when those involved in the charter are extremely wealthy and influential friends of the State President.
Forum: African Aviation
31st Mar 2013, 06:15
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

...........when you are stopped as you round a...

...........when you are stopped as you round a blind hairpin bend on a rutted dirt road at walking pace, with a precipice to your side, by three Africans lying across the road who tell you they are...
Forum: African Aviation
6th Dec 2011, 14:05
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

Reminds me of when I was on standby for a JNB-LHR...

Reminds me of when I was on standby for a JNB-LHR with SAA. They had two 747's going out, both were less than 50% full (good old days!). They refused to accept me until 20 minutes before departure...
Forum: African Aviation
22nd Oct 2011, 15:26
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

I rang a friend who had been working in a hotel...

I rang a friend who had been working in a hotel and I hadn't heard from her a for a while and hadn't been able to contact her by email or phone. As she had substance abuse problems I was concerned so...
Forum: African Aviation
1st Oct 2011, 07:53
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

Crossing the border from South Africa into the...

Crossing the border from South Africa into the then 'independent' homeland of the Transkei in the 70's the Transkei border official carefully transcribed the details of my UK passport into their...
Forum: African Aviation
25th Sep 2011, 09:34
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

Four men were apprehended by police in Harare....

Four men were apprehended by police in Harare. The police forgot to handcuff their captives and then left them unattended in a police car whose engine was running, while they chased after another...
Forum: African Aviation
22nd Sep 2011, 23:13
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

On August 25, 2010, a L-410 crashed with 20...

On August 25, 2010, a L-410 crashed with 20 fatalities in Bandundu, Democratic Republic of the Congo. According to the sole survivor, the crash was caused by a stampede of passengers after a...
Forum: African Aviation
27th Jul 2011, 18:13
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

... you read stuff like this :

... you read stuff like this :
Forum: African Aviation
11th Feb 2011, 09:34
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

Excellent post 4runner. Now wait for the 'you...

Excellent post 4runner. Now wait for the 'you are racist' bleats to start up!
Forum: African Aviation
5th Feb 2011, 11:35
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

http://www.pprune.org/questions/441792-question-en...

http://www.pprune.org/questions/441792-question-engine-maintenance.html#post6225336
Forum: African Aviation
22nd Dec 2010, 08:13
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

The story about the fire engine reminds me of...

The story about the fire engine reminds me of going through 'security' somewhere in Central Africa, I think it was probably Ndola, prior to boarding. Everything was done manually as the electricity...
Forum: African Aviation
16th Nov 2010, 11:20
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

On Friday afternoon you receive an email from...

On Friday afternoon you receive an email from your boss :

“As a result of a commitment made to our colleagues in Zombaland, we have agreed to send a trainer there to give a two week training...
Forum: African Aviation
22nd May 2010, 11:16
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

Too cynical to be funny ..... you mean too close...

Too cynical to be funny ..... you mean too close to the truth which nobody wants to face because it's 'politically incorrect'.

Now if you want cynicism, someone once said : "We gave them aid and...
Forum: African Aviation
5th May 2010, 09:49
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

Didn't someone try that stunt at LPL recently,...

Didn't someone try that stunt at LPL recently, trying to get a stiffy on board - different reasons though!
Forum: African Aviation
1st Oct 2009, 07:32
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

We had an 'office boy', a Mozambican, in our...

We had an 'office boy', a Mozambican, in our Cape Town office whose job was to make tea and coffee and run errands. We noticed that the tea and coffee became progressively worse tasting and more...
Forum: African Aviation
1st Oct 2009, 07:28
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

When I ran a personnel consultancy, a gentleman...

When I ran a personnel consultancy, a gentleman called one day. He had a very pronounced African accent, was pleasantly spoken and sounded educated and polite. I suspected one of my friends, who was...
Forum: African Aviation
4th Sep 2009, 16:11
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

I couldn't resist posting this from another...

I couldn't resist posting this from another thread, with apologies to the original poster!
Forum: African Aviation
28th Aug 2009, 06:53
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

njamwitha Come on buddy, jump off the...

njamwitha



Come on buddy, jump off the 'racism' bandwagon' because clearly that's where you're heading with this type of comment. Grow up, take the chip off your shoulder, and realise that...
Forum: African Aviation
27th Aug 2009, 22:20
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

... when you see a security 'guard' pushing...

... when you see a security 'guard' pushing luggage through the x-ray screener with a long stick, because there is a power failure, but "everything has to go through the x-ray for security, sah!"
Forum: African Aviation
22nd Aug 2009, 10:26
Replies: 864
Views: 1,087,213
Posted By Capetonian

Swazi king sends wives on shopping spree while subjects go hungry

King Mswati III of Swaziland, Africa’s last absolute monarch and ruler of some of the poorest people in the world, has sent his favourite wives on a multimillion-pound shopping jaunt through Europe,...
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