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Forum: ATC Issues

26th Jan 2022, 08:33

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By Crromwellman

Heard many years ago in Germany. German...

Heard many years ago in Germany.

German Controller: ABC123, after take off change to zone and squak 1234

ABC123: Regret that transponder is U/S

German controller in stage German accent...

Forum: ATC Issues

3rd Aug 2017, 15:57

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By Crromwellman

Dusseldorf ATC

Heard years ago. A BA flight is departing Dusseldorf

ATC: Speedbrid XX change to XXX.XX and squak XXXX.

Speedbird: Sorry No can do, our transponder is U/S.

ATC (In very thick stage German...

Forum: ATC Issues

5th Jan 2008, 15:10

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By Crromwellman

Luton ATC Chat

Monarch 757 is carrying out training circuits.

ATC: Monarch 123 can I turn you on at five miles?"

Monarch 123: "Madam, I don't think I have had the pleasure but you are welcome to try."

Forum: ATC Issues

4th Jan 2008, 19:52

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By Crromwellman

Crew Co-ordination

Heard several years ago whilst flying down the Rhine Valley

1st Voice: Heidelberg Tower this is American Army xxx over the village of Wietzendorf at 500 feet, estimating your field at 1520.
...

Forum: ATC Issues

30th Dec 2007, 14:26

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By Crromwellman

Company Messages

Heard several years ago on Company Frequency
A/C: Ops can you sort out some crew meals at Newcastle. Castledon have made a cock-up and I think my cabin crew may resort to cannibalism."
Glad I...

Forum: ATC Issues

30th Dec 2007, 10:56

Replies: 1,636

Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

Views: 2,452,781

Posted By Crromwellman

ATC Humour

Heard many yaers ago at Dusseldorf:

ATC: "Speedbird 123 change to xxx.xx and sqauk xxxx."

S 123: "Cannot sqauk because transponder is u/s."

ATC (in heavy stage German accent); Do not...

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