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Forum: Military Aviation
19th Jul 2019, 13:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

I told you not to put Mr Creosote in the pilot's...

I told you not to put Mr Creosote in the pilot's seat.

(For those of us old enough to remember Monty Python's Meaning of Life).
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jun 2018, 12:13
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

NutLoose, No problem, I had just wanted to...

NutLoose,
No problem, I had just wanted to check what I thought was a spelling mistake and thought I had been dreaming.

Will go with
"OK Mr. Airfix,representative, you show me how this white...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jun 2018, 11:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Discover a piece of aviation history, they said!...

Discover a piece of aviation history, they said! Turns out its a Time Team dig and as usual the accommodation is, to say the least, basic and its raining cats and dogs so everything id covered in mud.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th May 2018, 22:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

I Robot ....

I Robot ....
Forum: Military Aviation
8th May 2018, 11:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

The equipment is great. However, the camel tends...

The equipment is great. However, the camel tends to pass wind a lot, so I bought this Calvin Klone aftershave to cover the smell. Unfortunately, it seems to attract flies.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Apr 2018, 11:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Oooh look - that Spitfire has a ruddy stupid pale...

Oooh look - that Spitfire has a ruddy stupid pale yellow and blue roundel!
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Mar 2018, 12:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Father to cadet on first leave: "How's the...

Father to cadet on first leave: "How's the training going Son?"
Son: "Pretty boring actually, they just keep us hanging around."
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Mar 2018, 15:00
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

OK, now we all know that a camel is a horse...

OK, now we all know that a camel is a horse designed by a committee. What I want to know is which bl**dy committee designed this lawnmower?
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Mar 2018, 11:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Now I know which thieving so and so's nicked my...

Now I know which thieving so and so's nicked my Meccano.
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Feb 2018, 11:19
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

if you thay it makes me look gay jutht one more...

if you thay it makes me look gay jutht one more time, i sthall hit you with my handbag.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2018, 10:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

I still think that my old 'Etch-a-Sketch' was...

I still think that my old 'Etch-a-Sketch' was easier to use than this computer-Aided Design system.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jan 2018, 11:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Stop me and buy one - or else!

Stop me and buy one - or else!
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Dec 2017, 10:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

After drinking millions of glasses of sherry on...

After drinking millions of glasses of sherry on his Christmas run, Santa was only capable of firing blanks.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Dec 2017, 10:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

You stop playing the Mexican Hat Dance and you...

You stop playing the Mexican Hat Dance and you got problems, Gringo!
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Nov 2017, 14:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

"An Englishman's Home is His Castle"

"An Englishman's Home is His Castle"
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Oct 2017, 12:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Is the Glorious Leader sure that this is a Link...

Is the Glorious Leader sure that this is a Link Trainer?
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Aug 2017, 12:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

All this just because the MOD is too mean to buy...

All this just because the MOD is too mean to buy a hairdryer!
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jan 2017, 09:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Sorry chaps, but you get nil points on aircraft...

Sorry chaps, but you get nil points on aircraft recognition - that is NOT a messerschmitt Bf.109.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th May 2016, 11:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

It would appear that the young lady in Bronx's...

It would appear that the young lady in Bronx's photograph is no Amazon.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Apr 2016, 10:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

When I grow up I want to be a .....

When I grow up I want to be a .....
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2009, 16:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Oooops! .............

Oooops! .............
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Aug 2009, 10:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

"There you are children, contrary to popular...

"There you are children, contrary to popular belief good aeroplanes are born - not manufactured".
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Aug 2009, 16:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

"Minister launches new system for compensating...

"Minister launches new system for compensating service personel".
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Oct 2008, 22:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

"OK, OK. I know it wasn't supposed to happen, but...

"OK, OK. I know it wasn't supposed to happen, but if we dig the other wheels in as well, we can use it as a gate guardian".
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Aug 2008, 23:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

You saw the Terracotta Army, now see the...

You saw the Terracotta Army, now see the Terracotta SEALS.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jul 2008, 15:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

"I repeat, there is no need to kneel to One when...

"I repeat, there is no need to kneel to One when you are telephoning One."
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Mar 2008, 21:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Well, he could at least take the bl***y brakes...

Well, he could at least take the bl***y brakes off!
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2008, 14:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

"Our airline thanks you for flying with us and...

"Our airline thanks you for flying with us and apologises for the overnight delay to our scheduled departure time. However, overnight sleeping arrangements have been made for all passengers."
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Dec 2007, 21:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,005,110
Posted By S'land

Yes, very nice, but I think that the new web cam...

Yes, very nice, but I think that the new web cam is just little bit too big for my laptop!
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