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Forum: ATC Issues

25th Sep 2009, 18:37

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Posted By jtor

Wide or Right A/C: "XXX on wide base 18." ...

Wide or Right

A/C: "XXX on wide base 18."
TWR: "XXX, confirm left base."
A/C: "Affirm, wi... long left base."

Forum: ATC Issues

25th Apr 2007, 06:40

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By jtor

A/C: "Was it for xxx to pick up the localizer and...

A/C: "Was it for xxx to pick up the localizer and down to 4000?"
APP: "Affirm. It's hard to remember what I said but that sounds good enough!"

Forum: ATC Issues

19th Mar 2007, 18:56

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By jtor

A/C1: "...and may we vacate runway via ZG?" ...

A/C1: "...and may we vacate runway via ZG?"
TWR: "Approved."
A/C1:"Via ZG, xxx."
A/C2: "And may we vacate via ZD, yyy?"
TWR: "Approved."
A/C2: "Thanks"
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A/C2 passes ZD and calls tower:...

Forum: ATC Issues

28th Feb 2007, 14:42

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By jtor

A/C: "And how many miles for us?" ATC: "27......

A/C: "And how many miles for us?"
ATC: "27... hmm.. to be honest, three-zero."

Forum: ATC Issues

17th Mar 2006, 13:09

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Sticky ATC Humour (Merged)

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Posted By jtor

FINXXX: "We have the field in sight, ready for...

FINXXX: "We have the field in sight, ready for visual. And also traffic in sight, twenty to two o´clock."
ATC: "Heheh.. That was very sharp."
FINXXX: "Always."

Forum: ATC Issues

1st Mar 2006, 12:14

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Posted By jtor

"Finnair 666K, proceed direct HEL." "Direct...

"Finnair 666K, proceed direct HEL."
"Direct HEL, 666K."

And of course HEL sounds HELL. It's a VOR beacon at Helsinki-Vantaa Airport and FIN666K is a flight from Copenhagen to Helsinki.
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