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Forum: Rotorheads
25th Mar 2015, 10:53
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

good one AC, I enjoyed that. here's another...

good one AC, I enjoyed that.

here's another I haven't seen before.

"A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Honda

When he spotted a well known cardiologist in the...
Forum: Rotorheads
8th Aug 2014, 11:10
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Sasless!--- you sod, Just cruising through...

Sasless!--- you sod,

Just cruising through a couple of posts here with the bright eyed attentive nature of our half crippled feeling old brethren and only just now realised you had a small lend...
Forum: Rotorheads
12th Jun 2014, 13:51
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Okay me hearties, time to lighten up again. I...

Okay me hearties, time to lighten up again. I think there are some Naval Officers amongst the ranks, time to pipe them aboard.

I always thought the one about the 'sailors' getting rid of the...
Forum: Rotorheads
15th May 2010, 05:15
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Perhaps the goddamns and poms wil have empathy...

Perhaps the goddamns and poms wil have empathy with this one

A Lay-off letter from an excellent boss.

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to thefact...
Forum: Rotorheads
14th Sep 2008, 21:55
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

like that tet

like that
tet
Forum: Rotorheads
12th Sep 2008, 23:40
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS ...

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says
hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place...
Forum: Rotorheads
6th Aug 2008, 13:35
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

| Guts or Balls... There is a medical...

| Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?. In an effort to keep you informed, the...
Forum: Rotorheads
24th Jul 2008, 13:07
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

A great laugh! but the truth ...

A great laugh!
but the truth


...
Forum: Rotorheads
22nd Jul 2008, 04:15
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Ozzies with their laconic humour, this one had to...

Ozzies with their laconic humour, this one had to come out.

It was seen recently on a 'T'-shirt in Sydney.

I've been
touched
...
Forum: Rotorheads
2nd Feb 2008, 10:55
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Bout time we had another joke, this thing lobbed...

Bout time we had another joke, this thing lobbed up here today. Reminded me of another thread where people were recently hinting at taking “calculated risks”, or worse still maybe venturing toward...
Forum: Rotorheads
8th Sep 2007, 13:08
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

All OZ expats and plenty others are aware of one...

All OZ expats and plenty others are aware of one idiot ex oz PM's that got sprung, lost his trousers?

Recently another pretender for the position (soon to be polled, so watch this space) was...
Forum: Rotorheads
26th Jul 2007, 11:32
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Bumper sticker seen in NSW (sheep or groundlice...

Bumper sticker seen in NSW (sheep or groundlice country)

"my girlfriend carnt shear
but yer orta see er crutch"
Forum: Rotorheads
17th Jul 2007, 11:42
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Now one of you americans had better own up to...

Now one of you americans had better own up to this. What about you Sasless, you got any grandkids? Mine don't talk yet and we prefer rum down here!

All Grandpas Should Heed This Warning:...
Forum: Rotorheads
1st Jul 2007, 10:39
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Comparative analysis, another boring subject. ...

Comparative analysis, another boring subject.
Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
Try to come up with the answer on your own.
The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think...
Forum: Rotorheads
12th Apr 2007, 11:42
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Another variation on an old theme. The Tax...

Another variation on an old theme.

The Tax Office decides to audit Rick, and summons him to the Tax Office.

The Tax Office auditor is not surprised when Rick shows up with his solicitor....
Forum: Rotorheads
20th Jan 2007, 13:01
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

cheeez Sas, and they say that NOE aviation is...

cheeez Sas, and they say that NOE aviation is dangerous, back to the keyboard for another tune quick time mate!

That joke i remembered the other day~ at an outback race meeting a few years ago a...
Forum: Rotorheads
23rd May 2006, 12:12
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Topical in North OZ at the moment!

Sas ran a stuff, forgot the auto ignite!

For the below, apologies to our fairer sex co-conspirators!!

Women's Lib International Conference

The first speaker; a lady from England, stood...
Forum: Rotorheads
25th Mar 2006, 11:33
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

New Boss for Channel Nine

channel nine drivers may be looking for a new boss according to this one that turned up yesterday.

OZ expats will enjoy this one. It details the ‘meteoric’ promotion of one Eddie McGuire in the...
Forum: Rotorheads
25th Mar 2006, 11:26
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

The joke is --it flew.

ABC news

Last Update: Saturday, March 25, 2006. 5:10pm (AEDT)

Scramjet ... UQ team leading international efforts. (File photo) (Reuters TV)

Scramjet team...
Forum: Rotorheads
21st Mar 2006, 20:25
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

Another one - true and only in OZ

Found on the ABC news this am and is deserved on this thread,
Esp. the bit about the bolts.

we will look for follow up later.

Last Update: Wednesday, March 22, 2006. 7:30am (AEDT)
...
Forum: Rotorheads
21st Mar 2006, 19:39
Replies: 429
Views: 177,988
Posted By topendtorque

SASless

yep, try this

From a reliable Irish source

Fuel supply interrupter instal procedures.
Yeah, paddy has too many drop kicks yer see,
so the doc says to paddy;
Put a double bunger in a beer...
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