VH-XXX

Spotted this in my inbox earlier today.

Thought it might be suitable for a pilot.

1-day.com.au - Product details for Survival Kit 2 Person - 66pc

(I have no affiliation with this company however I have purchased from them before)

Probably not bad value for $45.98 delivered.

1 x LED Flashlight

• 14.5cm long
• Wrist strap

1 x FM/AM ultra slim 2-Band Radio

• FM Frequency Range: 88 – 108 MHz
• AM Frequency Range: 525 – 1600 kHz
• Dimensions: 9cm x 5.5cm x 2cm

4 x AA batteries (for radio and torch)
1 x PVC Emergency water bag

• 5Litre capacity
• Has water fill and closure level indicators
• Includes plastic close jaws to seal bag

1 x 40-metre rope
3 x yellow glow sticks
1 x roll utility tape, 1.7cm wide
1 x instant cold pack
1 x pack playing cards
1 x fleece blanket (120cm x 160cm)
2 x silver emergency rescue blanket (130cm x 210cm)
2 x ponchos

• Lightweight with hood
• One size fits most
• Re-usable

1 x emergency tube tent

• A-shape tent
• Compact, lightweight and reusable
• Requires no poles for set up
• Includes nylon rope to loop through tent and tie to trees or other anchor

1 x fire starter
1 x pair durable utilitygloves, large
1 x 5-in-1 compass and safety whistle

• Whistle
• Compass with direction and degrees indicator
• Basic level indicator
• Small mirror
• Small inner storage for a battery or water purification pills
• Neck strap
• 11.5cm long

1 x Multi tool

• Pliers
• Small blade
• Large blade
• File
• 6.5cm Ruler
• Bottle opener
• Philips screwdriver
• Expanded dimensions: 15.5cm x 6.5cm
• Folded dimensions: 10cm x 3cm

1 x 40-piece first aid kit

• 10 x sterile adhesive plasters (7.3cm x 2cm)
• 2 x sterile wound pad (5cm x 7.5cm)
• 2 x sterile wound pad (7.5cm x 7.5cm)
• 1 x roll PBT bandage (5cm x 4m)
• 1 x roll PBT bandage (7.5cm x 4m)
• 5 x cotton balls
• 1 x scissors (9cm long)
• 1 x Roll medical tape (1.2cm wide)
• 1x Triangular bandage (96cm x 96cm x 137cm)
• 1 x mouth breath mask (20cm x 20cm with a one-way valve)
• 10 x sterile alcohol disinfecting pads (70% isopropyl alcohol)
• 4 x sting relief pad (Benzocaine 6% v/v, SD alcohol 60% v/v)
• 1 x zip-up canvas first aid storage bag
  • Dimensions (when full): 17cm x 11cm x 4cm
  • Includes clip to loop onto belt or bag
• 1 x Disaster preparendness guide

1 x Canvas backpack

• Zip up main compartment
• 2 front pockets
• Two adjustable shoulder straps
• 2 side mesh pockets
• 1 mesh pocket inside main compartment
• Hi-vis strip on the front
• Dimensions (when full): 30cm x 23cm x 38cm

cowl flaps

No 6 packs !!

Checkboard

Not much of a kit if it only allows survival for one day!

VH-XXX

Just in case you are legitimately confused, the item is on sale for one day only.

Closes Monday 12pm AEST or 0100Z.

My bad sorry, yes, ends Tuesday.
Thanks for noticing the typo.

zappalin

From the ad actually linked to:
I may pick one up for the back of the car though.

Wally Mk2

There is an Aussie survival pack being designed right now to last just a few hrs but that's all you'll need anyway when you see what's inside it, after that it won't matter anyway!

Some of the contents contained within are:
Slab of full strength beer, no-name brand (it's 40 deg's yr in the desert, does brand matter?)
Pack of playing cards with naked ladies on the front. Suggest if yr stranded with yr 'mates' you not open said pack 'till all beer has been drunk!
Day time torch, requires no batteries, you shouldn't have been out flying at night anyway in a SE plane....fool!
6 x cigarettes, no matches though as they are considered a dangerous good/s so good time to quit anyway!
Mirror, usually used for attracting the attention of others, careful though as that attention maybe unwanted from yr mates that are with you there after the beer has been consumed
Survival cook book for outback Aussie blokes, also doubles as toilet paper as after you have cooked using said book with only bush tucker at hand you will need the pages to be used behind the bushes !
Compass but use caution here as this is the only item that is made in China & 'NEWS (Nth East West & Sth) is often distorted there
Sat Phone although at the price per call you may want to take yr chances getting found first for free!
A 12V car battery, useful for starting that old Valiant left derelict beside the rd from it's previous owners
For yr amusement (when the cards get damaged & the beer runs out) A portable CD player with a CD of 'Juliar' & her body guards getting up close & personal in the recent debacle about the tent city embassy!This should be famil to every man woman & child living in Oz as it's been showed about a zillion times on TV!!
Zink cream for sunburn, use sparingly though as you might frighten the locals!
Cricket set, handy for those days when the zink cream is used & you can drink yr own beer (supplied) without getting harassed by the MCG security goons!
Pencil & paper for writing a letter to CASA telling them what you really think as you only have a few hrs left anyway!
All of the above comes pre packed in a foam esky, also doubles as something high to stand on to see just how far away that pub really is you flew low over just before yr crash!

Cost? TBA, the Aussie Co is just awaiting the cost of everything being made in China!

Wmk2

P.S.........feel free to add further suggestions

Ex FSO GRIFFO

I'll just pick meself up from de floor Wal....

Re - 'Made in China'.....

All 'cept the beer Wal.......although they do have some wunneerful beer in China, made under licence in Harbin....an' cheep too...!!

A Wunnerful effort....you bored..??

VH-XXX

I think he was bored at the time and should be commended on his efforts.

Wally Mk2

..............nah wasn't really bored guys i was just taking a mental break from the studying (Sim last 2 days!) & I thought humor might let me slip the bonds of being tied to the Co SOPS & FCOM's where thoughts of becoming a chicken farmer where starting to creep in !



Wmk2