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Ah honourable General. I get them for £5 each from sociarist Rabour party in Engrand, for extra £100, I could get seat in House of Rords, but I no have enough spare cash on me.
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In preparation for the Olympics, Senior PRC McDonalds staff address recruits: "Do not imagine that when you have five stars on your badge, you have attained the pinnacle of your career. Be ambitious to gain employee of the month stars on your tunic! For the glorious revolution!"
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The PLA had looked at the UK procurement strategy for body armour and had decided that this WAS a better option. Soldiers have to earn their shiny body armour by deeds of bravery, making them more likely to survive the next fight, just like in the UK.
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The annual parade of PLA laptop recovery agents takes place. Each agent is awarded a medal for each UK MoD laptop they obtain.
In recent years agents have had to train in the gym for two hours a day in preparation for the medals parade, as so many medals are awarded and at 250 grams each, many agents are wearing 10 Kg in medals alone.
In recent years agents have had to train in the gym for two hours a day in preparation for the medals parade, as so many medals are awarded and at 250 grams each, many agents are wearing 10 Kg in medals alone.
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(In the voice of Benny Hill)
Man at the back:
Is he farmer? Meadows? Why he keep talking 'bout meadows? Sirry iriot.
Man at the back:
Is he farmer? Meadows? Why he keep talking 'bout meadows? Sirry iriot.