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morningwood
4th July 2001, 20:50
£12m viagra heist at Heathrow (http://www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/story.html?in_review_id=408007&in_review_text_id=356591)
I thought it was the old one where the police are looking for twelve'hardened criminals"
tunturi
4th July 2001, 21:32
It'll never stand up in court! :) :) :)
Flyswift
4th July 2001, 22:35
Sorry.....couldn't resist.
* The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.
* Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.
* New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.
Could I have it back please, my sex life has been hell since the consignment went missing
*DOH*
Tigereye
4th July 2001, 22:57
It was me... http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/sex.gif
turboshaft
4th July 2001, 23:03
No doubt they'll face a stiff sentence in some Penal Institution when convicted...
The generic name for Viagra ?
Mycoxafailin !
freightdoggy dog
5th July 2001, 02:31
Was it a stick up!
gaunty
5th July 2001, 10:17
LOL
Tigereye, please send me some It's the only way I can stop myself from rolling out of bed at night.
Evanelpus
5th July 2001, 18:04
You can almost picture the scene.
The robbers walk into the terminal and say..
"This is a stick up, don't mess with us, we're hardened criminals...well we will be tomorrow"
Whatever happened to good old fashioned jewel, bullion and money theft.
Diesel8
5th July 2001, 18:37
I read somewhere, that there is a new medication on the market, it is called Viagin. It is a mixture of Viagra and Ginseng. Ginseng of course, is supposed to improve memory.
The ad slogan is: Viagin: So you can remember, what the f**k you are doing!
gravity victim
5th July 2001, 19:24
This whole thread is getting a rise out of me.. :)
Pielander
5th July 2001, 22:32
Apparently, they aroused the guards, but then got they off rather swiftly.
Sensible
5th July 2001, 23:11
Try the bar, I hear they you can now order a stiff drink!!
fidodido
6th July 2001, 04:05
....as the Viagra was being loaded onto Virgins Atlantics 747 aptly named 'Morning Glory'....
http://www.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/open.file?id=161421
http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/cwm/cwm/piss2.gif
[This message has been edited by fidodido (edited 06 July 2001).]
Floppy Link
7th July 2001, 00:38
...fine upstanding citizens...
woftam
7th July 2001, 05:02
I reckon they've got fat chance of catching them.
Sorry,just a rush of blood. :)
Sensible
8th July 2001, 03:22
I hear the whole thing was a c@ck up anyway! :D
boris
8th July 2001, 15:38
A mate uses a combination of Prozac and Viagra.
He says that if he doesn`t get a f***, he doesn`t give a f***.
hassel
11th July 2001, 13:27
:eek: It's hard to be good but then it's !!!!
Cyclic Hotline
12th July 2001, 12:42
I can't believe that this thread was initiated by an individual named morningwood :D, which surely must be the final tribute to the previous days intake of Viagra! :D
Diesel8
13th July 2001, 20:20
I am sure when convicted, to please the court, they will get a stiff sentence.