According to the House and Homes section of today's Sunday Torygraph a gentleman in Kent is giving away a 2 seater Cessna aircraft. The catch is you have to buy his house for £1.75m. Any takers?

I can do better than that. I'll give an airworthy Spitfire away for free if you buy my house for 1.75 million

Only one seat and no luggage space? Why should that be better?

Anyone buying my house for £1.75 million gets the wife, kids, 2 cars and a lawnmower.

But I keep the au pair. I'll need her on the yacht. :ok:

Shy Torque,

Good response.

The arguement has frequently been heard through our house,


"No, You take the kids"

"I'm not leaving if I have to take the kids,"

"Well, you're not leaving if you don't take them."


Can't understand these people who fight 'cos they want to keep them and we have 6 of them.

Sorry, the lawnmower deal is off.

I put a new sparkplug in it today and it works so you can't have it after all.

But I've mowed both lawns so the house is even more of a bargain. ;)