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Squeaks
30th May 2017, 05:21
Kung Fu master uses his penis to pull enormous HELICOPTER in latest bizarre world record (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kung-fu-master-uses-penis-10521866)

You have to wonder at the cr@p in the Daily Mirror, but the unanswered question has to be: why?

Freewheel
30th May 2017, 05:58
Someone send that man a brochure for a chopper spotter....

Bell_ringer
30th May 2017, 06:00
If it had skids I'd be super-impressed :E

Flying Binghi
30th May 2017, 06:26
Asian lengthening method eh..:ooh:

Impress to inflate
30th May 2017, 09:53
One BIG chopper and one small chopper

noflynomore
30th May 2017, 10:34
Don't believe a word of it. There must be a harness in there, testicles aren't attached by very much at all, there's no way you could pull 12 tons of cars with them, they'd be torn off. I doubt whether a penis is well enough attached for that either.
And no amount of Foo Kwung Dung or any other sort of "training" is going to strengthen those parts as they are not muscular.
Physiologically impossible hooey.

hihover
30th May 2017, 13:31
Looks like military pilot selection to me.

jimcarler
30th May 2017, 14:12
Superb work all round

Bell_ringer
30th May 2017, 15:48
...testicles aren't attached by very much at all

He's a kung-fu master not a fixed-wing pilot :}

Droopy
30th May 2017, 15:58
Innovative Bell tug.....

SASless
30th May 2017, 16:10
Just your ordinary US Army Warrant Officer Helicopter Pilot in action!:E

ShyTorque
30th May 2017, 16:20
I hope he kept the ball in the middle.

Self loading bear
30th May 2017, 19:17
Simples, to counteract the Johnny English KungFu lessons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOSZLgzgnBs&feature=share

donut king
31st May 2017, 01:35
https://youtu.be/6abY3QghzpY