"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say...."

[VSsenior]

Well for some humour, and to knock some cheer into this part of Pprune I thought we could try and amuse ourselves with a game that funny on mock the week

"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say....."


On your mark...... let the chaos and amusement begin!

[OMAAbound]

'I hope they choose me to be in the next pilot as commercial'

[777-200LR]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

[Eau de Boeing]

Of course I can come to your wedding, I've got the whole of July off......

[cost neutral]

" The company has been so good to me, Yes I think I will come in on my day off . Crewing will do the right thing by me. Won't they ? "

[gardenshed]

I love my job,and the company is the best I've ever worked for.

[Akrep]

Noo I am sure we wont get a warning letter for this

[xhamster]

"you'll be hearing from my union"

[TOGA!]

The monthly bidding system and trip swap system are state of the art!

[Jerry Scribbler]

I got all the leave I wanted again. That makes it 18 years in a row.

[natops]

It feels great to be appreciated.
No wonder why people are lined up to join this beautiful company...

[DCS99]

"I feel valued when I have to pay for pre-assigned seating on my friends and family Special tickets"

[777boyindubai]

Accommodation is the best and most efficient department in EK.

[TangoUniform]

"This company is so good to me, I really would like to stay until mandatory retirement."

[MonarchOrBust]

I get paid peanuts and the tax is killing me

[Plane and simple]

I get paid peanuts and the tax is killing me

Hahaha. Looks good from the outside, doesn't it?

Like a Venus flytrap

[fantom]

zift.

My keyboard cannot produce the arabic script...

[fatbus]

Can't stand all this time off!

[Metro man]

Why do pilots complain about fatigue ? I've been on the B777 for 5 years and I still feel as fresh as a daisy.

[motojet]

These new EFB tablets are awesome!

[LivingINtheDream]

My favourite destination layover hmmm...anywhere in Central Africa!

[Kobus Dune]

I'm so excited about getting this new EFB !
Since I got it two weeks ago, I have been spending all my free time including layovers in Europe, exploring all the new functionalities, and finding some glitches which I'm currently busy gathering in a 35-page report which I will forward to all the involved departments. Looks like being a Test Pilot !

[Calmcavok]

I can't wait until the pay review, even SWA got 30%!

[White Knight]

"the seniority list is a comprehensive and trustworthy indicator of my seniority and length of service at EK"

[Macrohard]

I'm trying to work out what to do with all my days off

[eternity]

I believe EK deserve to reduce our layover allowance....after all, they did manage to get us 50% discount on the buffet's at all these wonderful airport hotels we now stay in!!

[Xulu]

The EPT? Oh yeah it's great. In fact I have it right here with me.

[ruserious]

Flight safety is promoted at the highest level

[natops]

Working for Emirates feels like a warm bath, in fact its like a big family.
Sometimes they send flowers to my wife, because they know how hard it is for them to be alone just a few days a month.

[theidler]

Retirements coming up soon and we're staying here in Dubai.

[PositiveRate876]

This place is getting better and better!

[JAYTO]

I have recommended this place to all my friends.

[fatbus]

Hi Alan , glad to see you !

[nolimitholdem]

Oh how I regret leaving. I wish I hadn't done it so soon.

[flaphandlemover]

The A380 is a money making machine... we should get another 200 units...

[OnceBitten]

"There is no punitive culture here"

"our overnight allowances are sooooo generous!"

"I wish the layovers and time off between trips weren't so long"

"I love wearing a Jacket in 49 degree heat"

[The Guru]

I can't wait for Ramadan during the summer, but I also enjoy the 16 other public holidays that I get in Dubai each year.

[glofish]

" I actually received a response to my mail from: (insert any oxygen thief in the EGHQ)!"

[PPRuNeUser0215]

I have made the biggest mistake in my life in resigning

[olster]

"Isn't it great working for a company with such an honest, open and transparent culture?"

[olster]

or... " I really agree with sending pilots warning letters, they deserve them and it keeps them in line..."

[5star]

I feel really valued because STC always comes in the flightdeck to say "Hi" when he travels on my flight....

[fliion]

Me: "Yippee hon, auditions are back on for the recruitment video, yippee!"

Missus: "Omg - yey babe! We got this"

[k grind]

I can't believe how SLOW that Nissan Patrol is going.... I sure wish he'd speed up and do some unnecessary swerving and tailgating.

[Keith Discovering]

"Nice landing Moataz"

[motojet]

I miss TCAS and Ed the talking horse.

[Eau de Boeing]

Keith, you owe me a new keyboard!

[springbok449]

OK close the thread, Keith's post has won!
Haven't laughed out loud like that for a while!

[777boyindubai]

Costa with a chocolate twist for Keith. Brilliant 👌

[ruserious]

They paid me too much overtime last month

[flyguy332]

i'll just have one beer

[Saltaire]

"Thanks driver....that's nice deodorant you're wearing".

[CNDR]

Our management are true leaders, we should nominate them for the "Leadership Award ME" for next year.

[striker26]

I signed the papers, year by year, time goes by and i am still wearing an EK uniform. Yet i refuse to leave and i come on this forum to complain!

Yup, i really "hate" EK!:hmm:

[felixthecat]

"I feel fresh as a Daisy...."

"What another day off?..."

[FUSE PLUG]

Leaving my 777 Capt job at EK for this A320 FO job in my home country was the worst decision I've ever made... I'm just too well rested and home too often now.

[natops]

Yes I know China is paying much better, but EK is just my dream company.

[natops]

Only the thought of my last ever flight in Emirates, in a couple of years, makes me really sad. Luckily there's an option to join the SFI team with the same fantastic package.

[Trader]

"Since I have so much time off I really do enjoy spending hours upon hours doing required training courses and exams on e-learning"

[Capt. Flamingo]

"We are cleared for the visual"

"I can fly an ILS raw data manually to the ATPL practical stds"

[puff m'call]

You never hear a bad word said

[Talparc]

flushing my toilet in Meydan has never been easier

[jack schidt]

Training is so enjoyable and "non punitive".

Looking forward to the Christmas bonus this year!

I enjoy the nature so much here, I'd be here even if I was paid less.

Road users are so polite.

Seniority counts for everything!

J

[guemes]

My managers always treat me with dignity and respect. Furthermore, in all of our interactions I can expect fair, honest treatment in a just culture. I am assured of this.

[Visual Procedures]

I'm sad to see the freighter trips no longer on the rosters, the fun of making your own coffee during top bid totally outweighs the 99% chance of roster disruption and 9 ADs..

[Kennytheking]

ah 10 minutes to spare on manual handling.....do you think I could try a crosswind landing?

[DSVP Paperclips]

Flight Ops DSVP & SVP are stellar characters. One can see that these fellas spent their careers in a unionized environment. You can count on them to stand-up to their principles.
They would never defend any silly or arbitrary rule that was imposed from upper management.

Our "enry" even sent me a letter saying I should look at it as an opportunity to consolidate my experience, when I had to go sit in the right hand side for 18 months. Hell, I even got to keep my benefits.

Must remember to tell all my mates how great this place is.

[Mrs Mangels]

Driver, can you please pump the accelerator a bit more? Thanks.

[dhc8d]

It's not the best airline to work for but there is so much worst out there !!!!!

[flaphandlemover]

wow.... i've been 10 years in the company and nothing has changed on my contract that I signed back then..

NOTHING!!!!!!

[flaphandlemover]

I've been schedule a meeting with the chief pilot...

What a nice guy thanking me in person for going the extra mile and giving me a nice handshake...

[Schnowzer]

Our "enry" even sent me a letter saying I should look at it as an opportunity to consolidate my experience, when I had to go sit in the right hand side for 18 months.

Did he really?

[GoreTex]

since I left Emirates it got so much better, now they have bases and part time

[natops]

EK really takes care of us, every year our salary goes up with at least the inflation. Thats good otherwise we would loose money every year. That would be really bad.

[Talparc]

No wallpaper needed to decorate my toilet have enough warning letters to use for this job.

[HEALY]

Wow , I'm 31 years old and have a EK command on an A330, I can relax now and enjoy the left seat

[Flyingishere]

Let's spend some time with the family instead of wasting my time on Pprune

[puff m'call]

Hey I've just got an invite to a "Training Standards Meeting"

Think I'll play golf instead and go another time.

[Cirrussy]

Driver, can you please pump the accelerator a bit more? Thanks.
Hahaha... Top notch!

[Akrep]

Tomorrow I am flying to Doha again 😝

[777-200LR]

"Look there's no more aircraft park outside the hangars"

[TangoUniform]

I miss all those hour long holds at Desdi/Bubin
Why can't we get more C gate assignments on arrival?
Isn't this humidity wonderful? It makes one feel so alive.

[brakedwell]

I am looking forward to August.

[alldaysushi]

"Can't wait to divert to Al Mahktoum again"

"You just can't enough of this shawarma, can you"

" is the tabouli gluten free"

Safe Journies...Sushi

[natops]

I dont mind paying the full fare business class ticket after signing the new freighter contract.

[nolimitholdem]

Is Ramadan over already? Darn. How many months until the next one?

[RK Blue sky]

I think I will turn down Delta so I can stay with Emirates. After all EK has been so good to me.

[Bus Driver Man]

"Finally lounge access. Only 367 AED. What a generous offer!"

[DCS99]

"Are you wearing Tommy Hilfiger today driver? It's my wife's favourite"

[rubymurray]

"Are you crazy? Why the hell would I put that in the tech log?"

[aeropix]

That new Crew Meal selection is awesome! All those tasty South Asian specialties they now offer really hit the spot, especially the delicious breakfast Rogan Josh! They really seem to know the Crew demographic like nobody else!

[777-200LR]

"Are you crazy? Why the hell would I put that in the tech log?"

Best one of recent!

[Mogas]

nerd talk?

[Mogas]

captain america can talk the talk, but can he walk the walk? ;)

[Oldaircrew]

I think I'll hand fly it for a while

[Rabbitwear]

I'm looking forward to my prison sentence after being caught holding hands with my wife at the Mall .

[nakbin330]

Thank goodness Eid is over. I can now look forward to the grouptoday emails again.

[ruserious]

The airline is just one big family

[White Knight]

'I really miss that TCAS fellah. Such a great guy'

[mince]

I didn't like it, so I left.

[lekkeroujan]

"Don't worry, it will fly away!"

[Talparc]

AAR loves drinking his late at Costa

[Akrep]

"Don't worry, it will fly away!"

I nearly pissed myself laughing😂

[correamd11]

Geez...
Don't know what to do with my bonus!
Maybe I'll buy some EPI shares...

[falconeasydriver]

"It's amazing how much fun our crew are, I feel completely at ease whenever we all go out for dinner and a drink"

"The culture of this place is sooo inclusive, I feel like my concerns are always listened too"

[Rabbitwear]

I'm sick of hanging out with lots of girls in Manila and Bangkok !

[Jumeirah James]

"Welcome back Moataz"

[natops]

no 8 days off a month is more than enough, my wife loves it.

She's pretty much asking me to sign up for the 28/13 freighter roster because that is what marriage is all about.

15% paycut is fine just work a few years longer, because these hours extra in an airplane are not all bad for you. Looking younger by the hour.

[natops]

Working in China? Who needs all that money anyway...

[natops]

If I could have the chance, I would sign that contract again, in a freakin' heartbeat.

[natops]

Emirates... where else...

[h3dxb]

I'm sick of hanging out with lots of girls in Manila and Bangkok !

Rabbit

You owe me a new keyboard :8

[natops]

Meydan South... who needs a pool nearby.

... great to have the neighbors so close.

... dont mind that our visitors always turn up late after driving 30 mins in circles.

... it was great investing in a house, to make it yr own.

[motley flight crue]

Rolls Royce kicks ass!

[S_pilot]

Can you beleive no one was at 2nd floor costa ?!

[JAYTO]

Here, I only drunk half this coffee, Can you keep it and warm it up for the next guy?

[EchoKilla]

Sit back and enjoy the fine selection of vintage champagne we pour into your flutes

[The Outlaw]

Let me help you screw the top off this champagne bottle.

...no wait...you might actually hear that.

[Talparc]

Please refill my champagne glass.

[hairpin]

I wish PM would send more swap requests.

[4runner]

"I'm glad all these uptight Yanks are leaving so I can fly with more Kiwis and Aussies."

[donpizmeov]

It's a shame 4runner never worked at EK, he seems like such a lovely fella.

[nolimitholdem]

"I'm glad all these uptight Yanks are leaving so I can fly with more Kiwis and Aussies."


hahahahah! :ok:

[AV8Rchris]

"The flight is full? No worries, I will just ride on the Jumpseat"

[Panther 88]

"The flight is full? No worries, I will just ride on the Jumpseat"

:ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok:

[cerbus]

"I'm never leaving Emirates. This job is way better than I could get back home."
Wait, I hear that nearly every week......From our new hires.

[kipper the dog]

I wish PM would send more swap requests.

Soooo true, thought I was the only one, obviously not! What a t***

[Toledo]

This new hotel is awesome. So much better than the last one.
What a location!

[natops]

Great to see the cabin crew showing up at the bar after the flight, everytime.... oh wait...

[Enos]

I wish PM would send more swap requests.

Funny

I actually went off the Yahoo swap group because of his daily emails trying ditch turn arounds for days off etc.

[BANANASBANANAS]

Fantastic, another AIRAC update for my EPT.

[Calmcavok]

"Stealy wheelies officially discontinued? Boy I'm going to miss them and their superior build quality and storage space.."

[fliion]

"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say....."

Wishing all in "The Tower"

and

ATC...

A happy new year

[Kobus Dune]

Those cabin crew from the dinner table yesterday evening at the restaurant were so smart, such an interesting discussion we had about various topics.
Such a background they had, full of knowledge about a lot of subjects - so educated also as we didn't see any smartphone during the whole dinner ...

[Panther 88]

I really appreciated everyone not using their smart phones on the way to the aircraft and the opportunity to converse with their colleagues.

[ekpilot]

"EK standards"? I never watched that video.

[Mach.888]

I check pprune regularly!

[h3dxb]

I look forward to the VAT, it will improve Dubai and lower the hidden taxes. Life will be easier than. ;-)

[hairpin]

I was getting withdrawals. PM saved the day!!! 5 more of the same swap requests. I just spent an hour looking at my roster to see how I can help him.

[bone]

I was getting withdrawals. PM saved the day!!! 5 more of the same swap requests. I just spent an hour looking at my roster to see how I can help him.

Wa ha ha ha ha ha !! Champion 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Layover]

I left Emirates 10 years ago. I still regret it.....

[Gunman returns]

How does PM always get a roster that he is happy with

[natops]

It is great to see that most shops are already bumping up their prices, so the 5% VAT, on top of the new prices is helping the Dubai economy even more.

[Big Enos Burdette]

Transport home post flight is so well organised and efficient.

[Kobus Dune]

I always get quick answers - positive or negative, that's not the problem - to my swap requests (yes, with smartphones and roaming, the vast majority of us have instant popping of messages ..)

[Kobus Dune]

I have been called on Reserve to fly to HKT .....

[Dale Hardale]

I too left 10 years ago and miss the fantastic rostering, outstanding management and summer in Dubai.

Why did I ever leave .......?

[DANbudgieman]

That new Crew Meal selection is awesome! All those tasty South Asian specialties they now offer really hit the spot, especially the delicious breakfast Rogan Josh! They really seem to know the Crew demographic like nobody else!

Don't knock it chum. Many a time I have enjoyed a hearty breakfast of left over cold curry and cold nan bread for breakfast. (Invariably after being pi**ed as a newt a very few hours ago...)

[Kamelchaser]

Welcome into the cockpit. I trust you implicitly to monitor my co-pilot while I go to the restroom, and I'm sure you a) have been properly security screened for the task, and b) have been properly trained in how to save the day should my dodgy offsider roll the aircraft inverted when I'm half way through my dump.

[Kobus Dune]

Even better, Kamelchaser :
(from an F/O point of view)
I'm so happy that you come to the cockpit while I go to the restroom, because you know, I don't really trust this guy in the left seat.

[Sebastiaen]

'You know, I think I'm gonna buy a Pajero. No one has those where I live in Meydan South.

[allaru]

"Those cabin crew from the dinner table yesterday .........didn't see any smartphone during the whole dinner .." Bet ya still went out with em but!

[GoreTex]

I really appreciated the phone call from the CPA thanking me for the 18 years of service when I left

[GoreTex]

I really enjoyed the provident fund, I had the best funds to choose from, they beat any
S&P 500 index fund and the fees were so much lower, I am sure the provident fund is there to make money for me and not for the company

[perthbound]

Here is my contribution.....

-I think I will call my new born daughter Evita.

-If only the EK surface tablet had Arabic on the keyboard it would be perfect.

[KippaLippa]

mine is:

"swapping is so nice, it allows me with no effort to adjust my roster to meet my needs, and help other colleagues too!"

[aussiefarmer]

I’m so looking forward to my next recurrent, boosts my confidence everytime.

[Adam Barfy]

I’m so looking forward to my next recurrent, boosts my confidence everytime.

Seconded.....

I never hated the sim. Until i came here

[glofish]

The EGHQ elevator that lit up first was actually the one that opened the door!!

[Monarch Man]

“No I’ve never had a problem with a South Korean or Chinese grade 2”

“Of course, I’m sure your Mohammed is different”

“Wow, the crew beat us onto the bus!”

[Emma Royds]

Those carrots in the snack box look very fresh.....

[DCS99]

"I'll fill your petrol tank for you before I leave tonight darling. Its a 2 minute drive, be back in 10"

[CaptainChipotle]

I’m so excited for additional bespoke training!

[jack schidt]

HAH HAH, perfectly written English!

[monsoon.pilot]

I know exactly what the medical insurance coverage is. I never get surprised by random backdated deductions.

[Got2luvem]

I must be a "special pilot " to be working Christmas and New year...again !

[Dropp the Pilot]

It's been some time since I was five years old. I wonder if I'm embarrassing myself by pouting about the carrots in my lunchbox?

[Kobus Dune]

This very nice CC's boyfriend was Lebanese as she told us - first time I've seen that in 12 years with EK !

[victorpapa]

and guess what the CCs boyfriend is not called Mohamed

[SOPS]

( sorry can't resist)...Im so sorry I resigned from EK

[Neptune Spear]

I wish I was still working at Emirates. I think I made a mistake in leaving Dubai. Can I come back since they are such nice and reasonable employers?

[FlyingCroc]

These footprints on the toilet seat are my own.

[Trader]

I agree with senior management, there is no 'fear factor' at EK and the pilots 'overwhelmingly agree' with the direction EK is taking.

[Wingman82]

The big variety of crewmeals makes it impossible to decide what to eat

[777-200LR]

You never see ‘DUAL INPUT’ ASRs in the weekly summary

[sanddune 1]

The company would never "Bond Me" for my upgrade course!

[Capn Rex Havoc]

"I will say "No" to signing a command bond."

[GillEx737]

"I will say "No" to signing a command bond."

:D:D:D Bravo!

[thegypsy]

That means he WILL sign that Bond as it is something you will never hear an EK Pilot say!!

[GillEx737]

That means he WILL sign that Bond as it is something you will never hear an EK Pilot say!!

Very perceptive!!! :rolleyes:

[thegypsy]

So why say bravo?:confused:

[Capn Rex Havoc]

Yep Gypsy - thats what I meant. If every FO said No, then they would be forced to remove the bond as they would not get any captains.

[KippaLippa]

Yep Gypsy - thats what I meant. If every FO said No, then they would be forced to remove the bond as they would not get any captains.

never going to happen

[cerbus]

Do you think for one minute that the 1500 hr Boy Wonders are going to pass on their upgrades? Not a chance in Hell.

[GillEx737]

So why say bravo?:confused:

It's sarcasm...perhaps lost over the internet. I agreed - of course everyone will complain but no one will actually turn down the upgrade due to the bond!

[Talparc]

The Bond e Mail from Fleet is written with lots of style and respect

[SOPS]

Being bonded for my upgrade is a fair and well thought out policy....

[Bus Driver Man]

Who cares about a bond? I never want to leave anyway.

[Kobus Dune]

I did hold the door open for a lady in black at the mall as she had a baby trolley, and she smiled back and said thank you

[jockey69]

Things an Emirate pilot SHOULD be saying: "i am grateful i am getting to fly the super A380s/B777s on the world's leading airline EK's inter-national/continental routes so early in my career and i am getting paid a fat cheque to do that"

[felixthecat]

Jockey69 is so right, why didn't we see it before.

[SOPS]

Wasn't Costa closed yesterday?

[Talparc]

He definitely can replace the muppet DT on his way out. Who will screw the guys at Wizz air next.

[Officer Kite]

He might not be a Wannabee for long.. EK management might be starting to recruit such 'raw talent' i.e. blind obedience with no questions asked and blind belief in the all mighty EK to try settle the ranks from within ;)

And Tango, you work for ek do you? Your opinion is about as valid as his :hmm:

[sandsthrudahrglass]

i'll feel so much safer receiving food vouchers in outstations instead of having to carry around that wad of cash that i once received...

[Kobus Dune]

I'm so glad about the 5% salary increase we all got, to balance for the VAT same percentage of January ....

[desert witch]

Thanks for letting me land in the middle observer seat !! The view is so much better.
You can seat in the corner seat, and... oh, you are already taking a nap. I wonder why you should be so tired...

[givemewings]

Look at that, ALL my uniform pieces back within 24 hours as per the laundry contract and they're actually clean!


I wish I had more flying hours this month.

I just love to mingle with all the office dwellers who come down to use the ground floor Costa despite having a huge one on the 2nd floor. I didn't need that caffeine hit before my 3rd TA in a row anyway...


We should go somewhere other than Occidental or Danny Doolan's tonight ;)


I love my new villa in Meydan it's so much better than the old one

[outboundjetsetter]

I love the fact that the uae banks charge me VAT on international visa transactions now!! Ill never use my foreign credit cards again as I love to pay unnecessary taxes

[Townie]

I enjoy using this outdated Microsoft Surface tablet so much that I am considering reporting mine broken beyond repair so that I can get a second one. Thanks Emirates, for making it possible to actually buy this dinosaur of technology for only 3035dhs. Bargain!!

[gearlever]

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THREADS ON PPRUNE.

Thx
:O:D

[Rainman7]

Emirates airline values and prioritizes the health and well being of its pilots and workforce

[lekkeroujan]

Sir, you have been here for a long time now, do you have any valuable bladder and bowel control techniques that I might learn from?

[donpizmeov]

Those leave planners worked their magic again. All my leave when I asked for it.

[desert witch]

I remember when the last Pilot forum was.
(About the time I got my CPL...)

[Talparc]

Iam so glad that Group Security is doing such a great job, keeping me safe from the unknown subject next to me.

[gearlever]

"Will I be the only person in the cockpit for landing?":\

[givemewings]

The background checks they made me apply for were all so thorough & exhaustive and they really contacted all my references before employing me...

[givemewings]

It's so reassuring when I pass through the security checkpoint and the screener has their eyes fixed on the screen the entire time, every time. So diligent, I never see them doing anything like checking their phones

[natops]

Im sure this is the last time they gave me f$&@$-ing 30 days off forced leave instead of the days I asked for.

[Bus Driver Man]

"The single pilot ops trial seems to be a succes."

[Kamelchaser]

"The single pilot ops trial seems to be a succes."

Haha...now that did make me chuckle Bus Driver. Last time I heard a certain manager announce in front of the auditorium that "he was working with Boeing and Airbus to design the single pilot cockpit" I just rolled my eyes.:rolleyes:

I now realize he's far further along with his trial than I could have imagined!:p

[thewarintheair]

Hello? Yes, Kabul? One hour, great, please let it be a line check! It is? Wonderful, no, no, thank you. Yes I hope he gets better soon too. Bye then.

[desert witch]

ahhh Capt... this layover is soooo nice, I feel I should be staying a bit longer 😈

ahhh FO's... he is probably late for pickup updating the EPT. What a nice fella. Should I get him a Cappuccino for the way??
Yes, Purser, you can all go to the bus, he'll be down in a minute.

[4runner]

Emiratis are such safe and courteous drivers, in addition to being wonderful pet owners, domestic employers and parental figures. I think it’s grrat seeing 4 children around a hookah pipe eating candy at 0100.

[yellowsystem]

Anyone wants to swap easyJet staff travel for Emirates? Thanks

[Obbie]

Qatar deserves the best !!

[gardenshed]

I think Warintheair takes the top prize for their contribution. Brilliant.:ok:

[Joker11]

I love these "Free" Happiness Tickets we get each year. Can't wait for the profit share!

[Contact Approach]

I'm in peak physical condition.

[Fired600]

Management handled the redundancies in such a fair and transparent way. You can tell they really care about their employee’s. They left no stone unturned to save jobs.

[777boyindubai]

I believe everything Ahmed bin Saeed says like "Our most valuable asset is our people"

[Python27]

But its true. If this creature refers as "our people" the yallahs yallahs called emiratis, indeed.

[NOFLY7773]

The management at Emirates is amazing, they are light years ahead of any other global company :)

[NOFLY7773]

The contract really is worth the paper it is written on

[motley flight crue]

“Honey, good news. They’ve asked me to come back!”

[Akrep]

I have never landed a plane on water before

[SunnyTheSemen]

Global warming has most likely contributed towards the recent weather events we have seen.

[SunnyTheSemen]

Emirates - Fly Wetter

[Hotclown]

not going back to europe

[SunnyTheSemen]

Thank you for the lift back from work Himesh, I hope the family is doing well. Don’t worry, I can carry my own suitcase to the car, I know you work very long hours. There’s not going to be any power play on this journey.