Argie president meets Pope. Shortlisted for Nobel prize for irony.

[Torque Tonight]

"I asked for his intervention to avoid problems that could emerge from the militarization of Great Britain in the south Atlantic," Ms Fernandez told reporters after a 15-20 minute meeting and lunch with the Pope.

"We want a dialogue and that's why we asked the pope to intervene so that the dialogue is successful."

Cristina FDK, president of Argentina and borderline milf, is looking for a friend in the new Argentinian Bishop of Rome. I trust that new incumbent will have the wisdom not to get dragged down into politics and will tell FDK that he now must represent far more than just the home nation.

What do you say Miss de K? Militarizing the South Atlantic. Hey wait a minute... that was you guys.

Oh, and you want dialogue? Well, you blew the chance of that when you skipped that step and jumped straight to unprovoked military aggression. Still want dialogue, talk to the FI Government and their unambiguous referendum. I think really she's looking for more tedious never-ending monologue, not dialogue.

I do hope Il Papa told her to get the f out of my vestry (and make me cup of tea).

[SilsoeSid]

Argie president meets Pope. Shortlisted for Nobel prize for irony.

I think the only Nobel Prize she will end up with, will be for ironing!

[ExAscoteer]

I have 255 reasons why she can select fully fine pitch and foxtrot oscar!

[500N]

"borderline milf,"

With a Paper bag over that face and a piece of 4x2 to stop yourself getting lost
and that's if you are game.

[NutLoose]

Lol, lets hope she's banked it all in Cyprus

Congratulations to Argentina’s beautiful President Kirchner – she wins a place in “Corruption All Stars” « Snouts in the Trough (http://www.snouts-in-the-trough.com/archives/3858)

[glad rag]

Considering the Kircheners attitude the pontif (when he was a Argentinian cardinal) it may have been a less than fruitful PR stunt for her.

[CoffmanStarter]

500N @ #4 ... plus n'teen beers !

[What Now]

Torque Tonight

Are you rolling, steaming, hog snarlingly drunk or is your aircrew medical way overdue?

Recalibration required I think.

Anyway Il Papa at his inauguration mass is wearing loads of 1435 Flt badges so he's off for a night down the Eyrie tonight I think.:)

Edited to correct auto correct howler.

[500N]

Coffman

Yes, agree, well said, I shouldn't have forgotten those :ok:

[keesje]

BigGreenGilbert, how old are you really?

[CoffmanStarter]

A well developed 12 year old I'd say ...

[TURIN]

Does Ms Argie Presidente realise that the leader of an archaic religion has no influence in Blighty thanks to a certain Henry VIII?

[Torque Tonight]

You may dispute it but I'm sure you've all done worse, and if you deny it you're lying.:eek:

[BEagle]

A well developed 12 year old I'd say ...

Been taking tips from Jimmy Savile, eh Coff? :ooh:

Some of you are being rather rude about Su Excelencia Señora Presidente de la Nación Argentina.....

Although in truth, I don't think even an Air Engineer 'would'....:eek:

[What Now]

Fair point Torque Tonight but I aim high. The fact that my shot may have fallen short of the target in days gone by doesn't make unscoreable at six a valid kill though.:p

[ACW599]

>Although in truth, I don't think even an Air Engineer 'would'<

A colleague observed recently that the lady in question was the kind of female who "...makes you want to burn every bed in the world".

[NutLoose]

"borderline milf,"

With a Paper bag over that face and a piece of 4x2 to stop yourself getting lost
and that's if you are game.

Well the Pope kissed her, do you think he used a Papal bag?



I'll get my coat....

[AGS Man]

So the Holy Father on his first visit to UK meets with Cameron and says Il Presidente wants meaningful dialogue which translates to hand over the Falklands to us. Of course Cameron says no way not ever! Then we see MPI Runways resurfaced and Accommodation spruced up...

[teeteringhead]

Although in truth, I don't think even an Air Engineer 'would'.... ... then they are clearly more discriminating than some SH crewman I have known.

She fulfils their 3 essential criteria:

1. Two arms? Check
2. Two legs? Check
3. Pulse? Check

[Davey Emcee]

"checking for a pulse", that's a bit over the top!

[Windy Militant]

Then we see MPI Runways resurfaced and Accommodation spruced up...
Hmm isn't that what they usually do before closing down and handing over to the local authority or Mr Dickinson! ;)

[ExRAFRadar]

I think the OP was spot on.

She is a very fit looking milf

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=argentine+president&hl=en&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=7GlIUfriIMSfO-jZgbAF&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=904#imgrc=ZHgD1MsBZ6XKCM%3A%3BJTj8Fn27-qJfNM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fen.mercopress.com%252Fdata%252Fca che%252Fnoticias%252F37564%252F0x0%252Fcfk-olivos.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fen.mercopress.com%252F2012%2 52F08%252F24%252Fcristina-fernandez-in-good-health-condition-but-still-in-rest-and-recovery%3B445%3B436

[What Now]

Ex RAF Radar did you spend too long in a bunker?

It's amazing what some flattering light and a bucket load of makeup can do, not to mention photoshop but the fundamentals remain the same. She looks like a box of fire damaged lego.

Not withstanding the very serious fact that four limbs is entirely optional.

Further she's a nutter and not even a hottie like Angelina Jolie to make up for the paucity of sandwiches at her picnic.

[Torque Tonight]

I have to concur that in the link above she has a face like a welder's bench. In my defence though:

http://www.namibiansun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/default_preview/images/untitled-7_345.jpg

However I do come from an SH background. At least the pilots needed all three of the requirements listed above, whereas the crewman only needed two.

I am happy to be recalibrated by Charlize Theron (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=charlize+theron&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=2W5IUcqSK8bN0QXn4YDYDg&biw=1680&bih=879&sei=3W5IUZWzLpDL0AW90YDQDA) if necessary.

[Agaricus bisporus]

Well the Pope kissed her, do you think he used a Papal bag?

Hadn't realised he'd legalised them so soon...

Good God - that! a milf???? Are you kidding????

Now I understand. The Papal duffle-bag.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc189/agaricusbisporus/nomilf_zps83dfb8ed.jpg

[Newforest2]

I thought power was an aphrodisiac!

[WASALOADIE]

I know we have low standards, but c'mon even she fails to achieve them.

I'm sure the pope said to her:

"Super, Smashing, Great, Look at what you could've won, but all you get is your BFH (Bus fair home).

I reckon TT was thinking that she looked like Madonna not Maradona.

[500N]

In the past, yes, she didn't look too bad but I was looking
at photos of here like the frumpy one above and the one
with the pope where the lines are certainly showing a good
deal of sagging.


As What now said
"It's amazing what some flattering light and a bucket load of makeup can do, not to mention photoshop"

And I think a fair few of those photos we see are the result
of photoshop.

[SOSL]

BEags post #15 refers. I can remember an Air Eng snakehunter on LXX who would. In 1978 we were delayed in New Orleans....I'm not allowed to say any more because of the unofficial secrets act.

Rgds SOS

[brakedwell]

She would have won first place in a Strubby "grimmy" night any time a well known fish gutter from Grimsby was ill disposed. :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Nah ... sorry chaps I just can't jet passed this image :}

http://smhttp.13422.nexcesscdn.net/80666D/KillerCDN/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/miss-piggy-poses-for-playboar.jpg

Coff.

[CoffmanStarter]

Originally Quoted by BEagle

Been taking tips from Jimmy Savile, eh Coff?

BEagle ... How very dare you ... Certainly not ! :ok:

Slight thread drift but while we're on this "topic" ...

I think our Royal Navy colleagues might want to request the return of this stuff and burn it ...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/28/article-2165994-13D3EBDF000005DC-739_634x647.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/28/article-2165994-13D3EBF7000005DC-574_306x519.jpg

Can't quite make out the RAF crest ... Probably a good job you can't ...

[Lima Juliet]

Teeteringhead

Agreed, and I would expand that to all of the NCA cadre in my experience...:E

LJ

[What Now]

BBC News - Uruguay president 'sorry' for Fernandez 'old hag' quip (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-22115402)
:ok:

[Courtney Mil]

blamed the quip on his "rough language skills".

I wish I'd thought of that one when I was in the dwang for saying the wrong thing.

[OutlawPete]

[quote=Torque Tonight] I have to concur that in the link above she has a face like a welder's bench.

Always preferred the old blind cobbler's thumb analogy but you are right TT. Very borderline. Trouble is, many of us would even if we won't admit it.


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[Courtney Mil]

Do you think she's desparate enough, Pete? :E

[OutlawPete]

Probably not CM. But then in my experience, most aren't!!


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[Bannock]

My favourite Analogy

" A face like a salmon poachers maggot bag"

[glad rag]

BBC News - Pope Francis and Argentina's 'disappeared' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22064929)

[2Planks]

A blind cobblers' thumb?

[sled dog]

Well, i have seen worse, usually in the morning.............An elderly Canadian friend ( ex Lanc F/E ) once said " you thought you went to bed with Marilyn Monroe, but woke up with Joe Louis ". Says it all really. :yuk: