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Argie president meets Pope. Shortlisted for Nobel prize for irony.

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Old 19th Mar 2013, 00:35
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Argie president meets Pope. Shortlisted for Nobel prize for irony.

"I asked for his intervention to avoid problems that could emerge from the militarization of Great Britain in the south Atlantic," Ms Fernandez told reporters after a 15-20 minute meeting and lunch with the Pope.

"We want a dialogue and that's why we asked the pope to intervene so that the dialogue is successful."
Cristina FDK, president of Argentina and borderline milf, is looking for a friend in the new Argentinian Bishop of Rome. I trust that new incumbent will have the wisdom not to get dragged down into politics and will tell FDK that he now must represent far more than just the home nation.

What do you say Miss de K? Militarizing the South Atlantic. Hey wait a minute... that was you guys.

Oh, and you want dialogue? Well, you blew the chance of that when you skipped that step and jumped straight to unprovoked military aggression. Still want dialogue, talk to the FI Government and their unambiguous referendum. I think really she's looking for more tedious never-ending monologue, not dialogue.

I do hope Il Papa told her to get the f out of my vestry (and make me cup of tea).
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Argie president meets Pope. Shortlisted for Nobel prize for irony.
I think the only Nobel Prize she will end up with, will be for ironing!
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I have 255 reasons why she can select fully fine pitch and foxtrot oscar!

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"borderline milf,"

With a Paper bag over that face and a piece of 4x2 to stop yourself getting lost
and that's if you are game.
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Lol, lets hope she's banked it all in Cyprus

Congratulations to Argentina’s beautiful President Kirchner – she wins a place in “Corruption All Stars” « Snouts in the Trough
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Considering the Kircheners attitude the pontif (when he was a Argentinian cardinal) it may have been a less than fruitful PR stunt for her.
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500N @ #4 ... plus n'teen beers !
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Talking Borderline Milf?

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Are you rolling, steaming, hog snarlingly drunk or is your aircrew medical way overdue?

Recalibration required I think.

Anyway Il Papa at his inauguration mass is wearing loads of 1435 Flt badges so he's off for a night down the Eyrie tonight I think.

Edited to correct auto correct howler.

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Yes, agree, well said, I shouldn't have forgotten those
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BigGreenGilbert, how old are you really?
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A well developed 12 year old I'd say ...
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Does Ms Argie Presidente realise that the leader of an archaic religion has no influence in Blighty thanks to a certain Henry VIII?
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You may dispute it but I'm sure you've all done worse, and if you deny it you're lying.
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A well developed 12 year old I'd say ...
Been taking tips from Jimmy Savile, eh Coff?

Some of you are being rather rude about Su Excelencia Señora Presidente de la Nación Argentina.....

Although in truth, I don't think even an Air Engineer 'would'....
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Fair point Torque Tonight but I aim high. The fact that my shot may have fallen short of the target in days gone by doesn't make unscoreable at six a valid kill though.
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>Although in truth, I don't think even an Air Engineer 'would'<

A colleague observed recently that the lady in question was the kind of female who "...makes you want to burn every bed in the world".
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"borderline milf,"

With a Paper bag over that face and a piece of 4x2 to stop yourself getting lost
and that's if you are game.
Well the Pope kissed her, do you think he used a Papal bag?



I'll get my coat....
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So the Holy Father on his first visit to UK meets with Cameron and says Il Presidente wants meaningful dialogue which translates to hand over the Falklands to us. Of course Cameron says no way not ever! Then we see MPI Runways resurfaced and Accommodation spruced up...
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Although in truth, I don't think even an Air Engineer 'would'....
... then they are clearly more discriminating than some SH crewman I have known.

She fulfils their 3 essential criteria:

1. Two arms? Check
2. Two legs? Check
3. Pulse? Check

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"checking for a pulse", that's a bit over the top!
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