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Warmtoast
13th Mar 2013, 23:46
Mile-high club - not yet a member and want to Join? - Farnborough has the Answer. See here: Mile-high sex flights from Farnborough airport - News - gethampshire (http://www.gethampshire.co.uk/news/s/2130639_milehigh_sex_flights_from_farnborough_airport)

Has to be a first for everything. It gave me a smile!

NutLoose
14th Mar 2013, 00:08
Come again?

500N
14th Mar 2013, 00:09
Do they ask if you would like a hand with that :O



Just book a cheap flight to Spain :O

newt
14th Mar 2013, 08:03
Ah but have you done it in the cockpit bunk Mrs Smith?:ok:

Trumpet_trousers
14th Mar 2013, 09:59
Flights last one hour, although Wish points out that extended flight times can be arranged upon request

Can you get a discounted rate by the minute? Or how about "A mile from the Terminal" whilst still on the ground? Could be much cheaper in these austere times... :E

Capetonian
14th Mar 2013, 10:19
I believe the aircraft is fitted with ejaculation seats.

AR1
14th Mar 2013, 11:55
Ejaculation seats... quality:D

Anyone out there join the Inter-City club....

Q-RTF-X
14th Mar 2013, 12:16
Basically, who the "F" cares ??? :}

chopper2004
14th Mar 2013, 12:43
Good theme for Farnborough 2014 and it could entail laying on some freebies and goodies such as a bit of circuit bashing over the show :P

I thought for us rotary wing professionals, that we should set up the 'Metre High Club' with our choppers at low level especially penetrating the wet jungle :)

Cheers

AR1
14th Mar 2013, 13:13
Any Mountain over 5280ft would suffice. Just pandering to people with more money than sense.

Fox3WheresMyBanana
14th Mar 2013, 13:50
I've done it doggy style over Labrador.

Woof, woof!

Party Animal
14th Mar 2013, 13:59
over Labrador or 'a' Labrador??:eek:

Dysonsphere
15th Mar 2013, 13:08
Hmmm cabin crew job going there maybe ;)

The Old Fat One
15th Mar 2013, 13:25
Any Mountain over 5280ft would suffice. Just pandering to people with more money than sense. :=

Ultimately, has money any other purpose than to get more hedonistic pleasure?

He who has the most toys and best women, wins.

garyscott
15th Mar 2013, 20:15
£5000!!!!! Jeeez, you get shafted before you even leave the ground!

500N
15th Mar 2013, 20:19
"Ultimately, has money any other purpose than to get more hedonistic pleasure?

He who has the most toys and best women, wins."


The old fat one.

Agree, but using the money to get laid ?:O

Buy more toys or a toy to attract the women !!!

scarecrow450
15th Mar 2013, 20:47
Sorry but I find this very hard to swallow !

Rigga
15th Mar 2013, 21:05
Apparently the mechanics are all busy jacking up the aircraft!

gunbus
16th Mar 2013, 00:21
I looking forward to Slashers response to this,unless of course he's already rostered :E

Big Pistons Forever
16th Mar 2013, 01:30
I looking forward to Slashers response to this,unless of course he's already rostered :E

I am sure he will have a trip report posted soon :E:E