Aviation slang

[screamm]

Hello there.
To start with, I'm not a pilot, but I'm in the process of collecting money to get the first PPL(A) licence. Anyway, I'm not going to ask any questions regarding it, right now I would love to get some examples of civil aviation slang (UK/USA) as I am to write an article comparing 2 versions of that slang (Polish and English)(decided to make a topic here instead of doing it in Jet Blast section as it's full of spam). I gathered a nice amount of examples in Polish language but there's no chance I can do that with English without doing it online.
I am going to give a list of 'examples' that I would love to be translated into slang.
So, here we go: (I really hope to get an answer from professional pilots)
*flight attendant in a medium/'old' age
*those who clean the aircraft inside,
*cockpit crew(?), talking about a captain and first officer,
*meal for the captain and second meal for a second pilot,
*first officer/second pilot
*Boeing 767 (it's called big ben here)
*flight attendant/cabin crew
*a bag that pilots take when piloting Embraer 145 as there is usually no place for a normal bag.
*Embraer 145
*crew bus
*Embraer 175
*mechanics
*Female chief purser
*jump seat
*a person who provides towels, pillows, air fresheners etc.
*a room for cabin crew
*newspapers etc given to business class members
*Boeing 737-500 (called kilo here)
*Boeing 737-400 (lima)
*Boeing 737-600 (little ben here)
*tray for welcome drinks etc
*welcome drinks
*flight coordinator
*passenger (I've heard something like self-loading cargo)
*ATR aircrafts
*aircraft/plane
*a bag used by people who feel sick during the flight
*equipment like fire extinguisher, masks, oxygen bottles etc
*a place where your company is located, offices etc. (it's called alcatraz among PL LOT eployees)
*set of drinks, snacks that's given to pilots after the take off
*lav truck
*taxi
*unattended minor
*a message from the captain to passengers before taking off and after landing
* 'follow me' car

That would be all, thanks in advance.

[DaveReidUK]

*Boeing 767 (it's called big ben here)
*Boeing 737-500 (called kilo here)
*Boeing 737-400 (lima)
*Boeing 737-600 (little ben here)

I think you should prepare to be disappointed.

The English-speaking world hasn't managed to come up with anything as witty as those.

[The SSK]

A female chief purser is a Jude.
When she walks through the cabin the other CC whisper 'here come de Jude'

[Lord Spandex Masher]

*flight attendant in a medium/'old' age
Wagon Dragon

*those who clean the aircraft inside,
Cleaners

*cockpit crew(?), talking about a captain and first officer,
Sky Gods

*meal for the captain and second meal for a second pilot,
Fillet steak with all the bits/Trimmings

*first officer/second pilot
Ballast/Interference/YOT

*Boeing 767 (it's called big ben here)
767

*flight attendant/cabin crew
Tarts with Carts/Biscuit Chuckers

*a bag that pilots take when piloting Embraer 145 as there is usually no place
Dunno!

for a normal bag.
Nav Bag

*Embraer 145
Lawn Dart/Sao Paolo Sewer Pipe (195 may have taken over)

*crew bus
The Bus

*Embraer 175
See above

*mechanics
Gingers

*Female chief purser
Boss Lady

*jump seat
Jump Seat

*a person who provides towels, pillows, air fresheners etc.
Wife

*a room for cabin crew
Whine Cellar

*newspapers etc given to business class members
Dunno

*Boeing 737-500 (called kilo here)
Dunno

*Boeing 737-400 (lima)
Dunno
*Boeing 737-600 (little ben here)

*tray for welcome drinks etc
Dunno

*welcome drinks
Dunno

*flight coordinator
Captain

*passenger (I've heard something like self-loading cargo)
Or just a number or just passengers

*ATR aircrafts
Dash Killer

*aircraft/plane
Bus/Kite/Chariot

*a bag used by people who feel sick during the flight
Barf Bag

*equipment like fire extinguisher, masks, oxygen bottles etc
Stuff

*a place where your company is located, offices etc. (it's called alcatraz among PL LOT eployees)
HQ Air Cadets

*set of drinks, snacks that's given to pilots after the take off
I should be so lucky

*lav truck
Honey Wagon/**** Mobile
*taxi
Taxi

*unattended minor
Jail Bait/UM

*a message from the captain to passengers before taking off and after landing
A load of old b*****ks

* 'follow me' car
Little Yellow Car
............

[criticalmass]

Lav truck is colloquially called a "honey-cart" in Aus.

Here are some for aircraft types from Australia and the US:-


A300 - The Truck
B727 - Thumper
B737 - Milk Bottle, Mechanical Mouse, Slug, Kerosene Canary, Paraffin Pigeon, Baby Boeing, Plastic Maggot
BAe 146 - Tonka Toy, Bring Another Engine, Mini-Galaxy, One Four Sick, Toxic Terror, Pommie Ilyushin,
Jetstream - Fruitbat
Citation - Slowtation
Learjet - Nearjet
A320 - Deathstar, Scarebus, John Wayne, The Beaver,
DH-C6 - Twotter
Islander - Bunny, Bongo
Shorts 360 - The Shed, Flying Shed
MU-2 - Rice Rocket
747SP - Antique, Classic, Coal-Burner, Grey-Line, Analogue Antique, Jurassic
Boeing 757: Atari Ferrari, Paraffin Pencil, Long Tall Sally
Qantas 737 - Red Rat,
Qantas 747-438 - Bentwing, The Whale
DC-3 - Dak, Dakasaurus
DC-4 - Douglasaurus Rex
Metroliner - Texas Death Tube, Texas Torture Tube, San Antonio Lawn Dart, Kerosene crowbar, Screaming Weenie, Texas Lawn Dart,
Trislander - clockwork Tristar
Beechcraft 1900 - Flying Knives, Stonefish, Dolphin, Flipper
Boeing 767 - Seven Six
Fokker F27 - 20-tonne dog-whistle, The Converter
Fokker F28 - Thumpette
DC-10 - Death Cruiser, Diesel Ten, Greasy Ten
DC-9 - Diesel Nine, Greasy Nine
DC-8 - Greasy Eight, Diesel Eight
MD-11 - Scud, More Death Two, Mad Dog II,
Nomad - Gonad
Vickers Vanguard - Guardsvan, Mudguard, Vicars Knickers.
Partenavia - Partly Aviator, Departing Aviator
Beech Starship - Parts Ship,

[screamm]

Thanks for a fast responce, I really appreciate it!

[MarkerInbound]

The MD-80 series was the original "Mad Dog."
DC-3 "Douglas Racer"
DC-3S "Stupid Three"

[treadigraph]

Critical Mass, I always thought the Citaiton was known as the Nearjet.

[hvogt]

flight attendant/cabin crew
'Hosties' for the female ones, from 'air hostesses'. Always liked that one since it has this rather affectionate ring to it, unlike 'trolley dolly', which is just one of the many pejorative names for female cabin crew.

[sevenstrokeroll]

flight attendant jump seat = Beaver Bench
BAE 146= Smurfjet
DC9= Last Piot's Airliner
Peanuts were called: pilot pellets

slang term pilots from the US navy say when on insturments/instrument conditions= We're Popeye.

[plasticAF]

Jetstreams in the Mil were known as Wetdreams :E

[Jn14:6]

In UK, Embraer 175 was a Womble. (compare the two for yourselves!)

[benjaavpilot]

pocket rocket ;)

[vctenderness]

Pilots - Nigel's

Female CC - Doris


Waste bins - Gash bins


Champagne - Winnie (champagne - shampoo -pooh - Winnie the pooh - Winnie)


Engineers - Ginger Beer


Customers - Punters


South African customers - Yarpies


Stewards ( gay for the use of) - Fruit


Steaks - Joe Blakes


B747 - Fat Alberts


Notices from management - Load of old ******* ******** dreamt up by useless ****** who only get on an aircraft to go on holiday ( or similar)

[fantom]

A Fat Albert in RAF-speak is a C130.

[Lukeafb1]

Hvogt,

What makes you think that 'trolley dolly' is restricted to female cabin crew??:hmm:

[DaveReidUK]

What makes you think that 'trolley dolly' is restricted to female cabin crew??I have an abiding memory of an EasyJet steward explaining, during the safety demonstration, that the whistle on the lifejacket is there for attracting the attention of passing sailors. :O

[PENKO]

*flight attendant in a medium/'old' age
By his or her name

*those who clean the aircraft inside,
Cleaners

*cockpit crew(?), talking about a captain and first officer,
flight deck

*meal for the captain and second meal for a second pilot,
Do you want any of this? (picture a sour face)

*first officer/second pilot
flight deck

*Boeing 767 (it's called big ben here)
767

*flight attendant/cabin crew
cabin crew, ladies

*crew bus
pulman

*mechanics
engineer

*Female chief purser
senior

*jump seat
jump seat

*a room for cabin crew
crew room?

*Boeing 737-500 (called kilo here)
*Boeing 737-400 (lima)
*Boeing 737-600 (little ben here)
tractors

*flight coordinator
rampa

*passenger (I've heard something like self-loading cargo)
pax/'here they come'

*aircraft/plane
aircraft

*a bag used by people who feel sick during the flight
sick bag

*equipment like fire extinguisher, masks, oxygen bottles etc
emergency equipment

*a place where your company is located, offices etc. (it's called alcatraz among PL LOT eployees)
Hangar 89/Luton

*set of drinks, snacks that's given to pilots after the take off
crew food

*taxi
taxi

*a message from the captain to passengers before taking off and after landing
welcome PA

* 'follow me' car
follow me



Sorry, I guess we are not very imaginative in low cost operations!

[Musket90]

BAE ATP - Skoda

[fujii]

Flight attendants - bicky chuckers.
Baggage handlers - bag snatchers.

[Some Old Fart]

Embraer Jets - Jungle Jet,Barbie Jet,flying cigar tube,Embraer 180
727 - 3 holer,Peashooter
737 - Pig,guppy,fluf(Fat Little Ugly F...),Bobby,
747 - Lump,Shed,Whale
757 - Stork,Stick,Flying pencil,Skinny Lady with big tits
777 - Bigfoot
A320 - Toulouse Chain Saw,Scarebus
Dash 8 - Crash 8,Trash 8

[Lightning Mate]

"You're on the wrong side of the drag curve, sunshine".

Mrs. LM still uses that phrase when I'm in the s##t.

(...and she does know what it means...)

[alpha69]

Co-Pilot - Andjew. As in Cabin Crew on cockpit asks captain what he would like and then turns to co-pilot and says "And You"

Female cabin crew: Wagon Dragon; Cart tart; Trolley Dolly

Beer - Pigs (Cockney rhyming: Pigs Ear - Beer)

[gileraguy]

Space Waitress...