Caption contest

[Old King Coal]

From http://www.arabiansupplychain.com (http://www.arabiansupplychain.com/article/viewArticle/6395)

Three US astronauts touched down in Emirates' First Class Lounge this week before lifting off again on flights to Houston and New York.

Neil Armstrong - the first man on the moon.
Jim Lovell - Commander of the Apollo 13 mission.
Gene Cernan - the last man on the moon.

met with Emirates' Divisional Senior Vice President Flight Operations, Captain Alan Stealey in Emirates' Terminal 3 First Class Lounge to exchange anecdotes on flying, the advances in aviation technology and where they each see the future of the aviation industry.

Although vastly different in terms of aircraft the four aviators share a passion for flying and between them the group have done enough kilometres to circle the earth well over a hundred times. The three astronauts were travelling through Dubai from Kabul on a USO (United Service Organisation) sponsored trip in conjunction with Armed Forces Entertainment.


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So what do you think Alan might be saying to them.... ?! ;)

[White Knight]

Could he be saying

"Well chaps. We have a lot of astronauts here in Emirates too. They come from Orstralia"

Sorry Ozmates - couldn't resist that one:ok::ok:

[Mister Warning]

You guys look in pretty good shape! Would you like a job? We can start you in the right seat of an A330. Just glorified button pushing, just like your Apollo days...

[sheikmyarse]

I don`t know what Stealer miigh be saying but I think I know what the austronauts might be thinking..

" Wow ... he is short...and such a squeaky voice... is he a frikikng troll? And... look at the tie... why is he wearing it so long with such a small knot ? "

[bherald]

My guess Alan is saying: "Well guys, it is a good thing that you are here for a few hours only. This is a place where you would not want to be any longer, believe me. I may look happy with my smile and fancy clothes, but I am cought by the neck (and the balls) with bonds and other suffocating tools. I wish you could take me away with you!!"

[I.R.PIRATE]

She had pretty intriguing nips. One here...and one here...but her BMI was over 17 so we sacked her.

[Plank Cap]

"Simple really, just get a bunch of idiot compliant pilots together, don't allow them any form of representation, convince them how wonderful their job is then shaft them senseless with meaningless contracts and crap rostering. After all, it's not rocket science ......."

[sheikmyarse]

Plamk Cap that is exactly how it works. Spot on!!

[kotakota]

1 guy , loads of money , no friends , sad ; 2 guys , not a load of money , more friends than you count , happy people . Wonder who will be remembered for what they did for aviation ?

[fornic8]

Hey Guys, this is how we play chopsticks in this Airline! :E

[sheikmyarse]

" ..and when a pilot start thinking he has an indipendent brain ..the chief pilot calls him in and while he hold him tight form the back I turn is nipple...like this..."

[White Knight]

and when a pilot start thinking he has an indipendent brain ..the chief pilot calls him in and while he hold him tight form the back I turn is nipple...like this..."

I wish I could spell as well as you sma:ugh::rolleyes::ugh:

[sheikmyarse]

WK... may be my spelling ain't perfect but I can tell you to fok off in at least 5 different languages...la concha de tu madre!

[White Knight]

but I can tell you to fok off in at least 5 different languages...

Only 5? You are indeed more stupid than I originally thought:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Wizofoz]

AS - "So Neil, you only had 20 seconds of fuel left? hmmm I think I will revise our fuel contingencies."

Actually, it was only 11!

[Kamelchaser]

Not bad sheik and WK...precisely 11 replies before both of you hijacked a light-hearted thread and started childishly abusing each other.

[bone]

Two outstanding spacemen and ... . a waste of space!

[allaru]

I don't care that it was the worlds greatest technical achievement, 25 sec of fuel is well below company reserves. The word has come down from above, your sacked......