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EOSM37
27th Sep 2008, 22:57
During a pre-airshow gym session on 12 Sep 08 at the Leuchars Gymnasium, some bright spark thought it would be a good idea to hoist my mid briefs from the changing room. There are several problems with this:

1, It was my new RAF Collection mid briefs that I got 1 year ago and they were my favourite underpants.
2, It has a Brevet printed to leg..
3,They had skid marks in them.
4, its theft dumbass.

If anyone out there knows anything about this I'd like to hear from you. I have had this item of under garment for a year and while they might make a cool souvenir for someone, it means a hell of a lot more to me. Its such a dumb and crap thing to do. That stuff is pretty distinctive, and incredibly comfortable and supportive with the RAF's logo "Per Ardua ad Astra" as a jacquard waistband.. They have a Brevet printed to leg, and a Non-functional opening. If the perpetrator is reading this I hope you don't think you can wear that stuff and get away with it!

For the rest of you, we can't even trust our fellow military flyers and their guests anymore. Sad but the unfortunate thruth.

Here is a photo.

http://www.rafcollection.com/images/products/small/RAFM8322.jpg

ShyTorque
27th Sep 2008, 23:03
3,They had skid marks in them.

Been eating too many Kiwi fruits?

helo425
27th Sep 2008, 23:04
Man - Thats low,

Things must be bad up north with all that pilfering.

helo425
27th Sep 2008, 23:08
Not all Kiwis are fruits - are they

BEagle
28th Sep 2008, 06:11
Serves you right for committing jockstrappery!
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/nw969/Internet/zxzxz.jpg

At least, I presume that's what goes on in a 'gym', whatever that might be?

Lurking123
28th Sep 2008, 06:57
I had thought about starting a thread asking for my virginity back (lost in an officers' mess one Friday evening quite a few years back. Thanks H:ok:)

On the other hand..........

x213a
28th Sep 2008, 06:58
You think thats bad?

I've just had my "briefs" stolen also.

My opintel briefs were all stored on powerpoint on the laptop I just had nicked:}









Not really.

False Capture
28th Sep 2008, 07:46
x213a,

Did your briefs also have skiddies in them?:uhoh:

x213a
28th Sep 2008, 07:53
There was a "grandslam" mentioned. Does that count?

My "command briefs" do have scrambled egg on the front though:}

rej
28th Sep 2008, 09:10
Anyone who owns anything from the RAF Collection deserves to be strung up themselves :E

x213a
28th Sep 2008, 09:55
Are they crabs repellent?

scarecrow450
28th Sep 2008, 10:45
Is the map to scale ?

x213a
28th Sep 2008, 14:25
What about "the poo-pit"?

St Johns Wort
28th Sep 2008, 15:09
What is a 'gym session'?

L J R
28th Sep 2008, 15:15
Slow news day, but this is better than some of the other drivvel on this site!

half mile - you disgust me!

taxydual
28th Sep 2008, 16:44
Drivel has only one v.

Sorry L J R, it's a slow news day.

I'll get my coat! Oh, where is it? Where's my shreddies too?

Damn it, the Leuchars Light-fingered Lout has struck again!!!!

Wibble, wibble, wibble :ok:

Green Flash
28th Sep 2008, 16:49
1.5 M - are your briefs Protectively Marked?

ShyTorque
28th Sep 2008, 17:39
My underpants have an emergency map of Afghan on the front.....


Man, judging by the colour, those marks should be at the back. :yuk: