Al Zarqawi mumbled something before he died...What was it he said?

[SASless]

The troops attending to Al Zarqawi's departure for other environs said he mumbled something when he recognized US Troops standing beside around his litter.

What was it he said? Any suggestions?;)

[ShyTorque]

Was it: Yes, of course I'd tell you my name if only you'd take my bo££ocks out of this vice? :eek:

[Confucius]

"I'd love a pork chop cooked in cider"

or

"I thought if I turned myself in I might live to keep the $25M"

or

"I hope the virgins are male"

or

"must...vote...in...big...brother...eviction........ ughhhh."

[Conan the Librarian]

"At Least, I will miss the World Cup..."


Conan

[airborne_artist]

"That Tony Blair's an alright bloke, isn't he? Wouldn't mind a pint or two down the Dog and Duck with him one day."

[PlasticCabDriver]

"Ow, that really hurt" (I hope)

[ACW599]

Probably trying to whistle "Always look on the bright side of life".

[extpwron]

“Bu99er – I knew I should have updated my JPA NoK details.”

[BEagle]

"Are you the virgin......oooh, bugger. They lied!"

[Zoom]

'You Yanks couldn't have got me with 200 hundred jets let alone 2 so I presume you got the RAF to do your dirty work for you.'

[Melchett01]

I just hope that those 72 virgins that he was promised all come from Essex!:E

[sangiovese.]

I didn't think much of the Da Vinci Code either......

[PICKS135]

It's just a flesh wound. I can still have you all

or

Leave it Achmed she's not worth it

or

Vulcan to the sky in 2006 ? Dont make me laugh

[757manipulator]

"I tried to catch the bloody thing didn't I"

or

"Does this make my intestines look big?"

or

"I can't feel my legs...are they still there?"

:E

[brickhistory]

'You Yanks couldn't have got me with 200 hundred jets let alone 2 so I presume you got the RAF to do your dirty work for you.'

But at least we do have the 200 jets! And you?!:}

[Skeleton]

Hopefully he prayed to his god....

And nobody listened.

And I hope it hurt!!

[Glass Half Empty]

Look what you are doing with that laser pointer you could cause someone serious damage here.

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

"But at least we do have the 200 jets! And you?!"

Why do you spams ALWAYS bite:p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Permanent Sand]

"All you army lot seem to have a mexican mustache......Oh no, go easy on my rusty bullet hole please!"

[PICKS135]

you normally only send the bailiffs for overdue council tax

[Runaway Gun]

Did anyone jot down the number plate on that truck?

[Melchett01]

Ahmed: What was that bang boss?

Zaqarwi: Not sure, sounded a bit like John Prescott dropping in

[bafanguy]

""Does this make my intestines look big?"

:E

OK...now THAT'S just plain funny !!!

[SASless]

"Someone sure dropped a Clanger!"

[Charlie Luncher]

"At least I don't have to sit through any more pre-deployment lectures":E
Charlie sends

[allan907]

Gurgle.......gurgle......groan.....groan.............

"Now..............no-one................will.................know.............tha t............I've.............been..............posting..... .........on ................PPRuNe.............as....................... ....................ABIW

[airborne_artist]

"F:mad: ck me, I reckoned BEagle would have made at least 20,000 posts before I copped it"

[Gainesy]

"72 Virginians? Oh bugger".

[Load Toad]

Is the Sea Harrier thread still running?

[FormerFlake]

"Yes, MOD I would like to make a low flying complaint.......Well put me through to the USAF then"

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Whoever's doing it could you stop that bl@@dy whistling:p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[BenThere]

"Holy Shiite!"

"You ain't no virgin!"

[Doors Off]

"I'd love a can of Passiona":zzz:

[Hold West]

Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma! ...ah, you Americans never did appreciate opera....

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h37/holdwest/suchloss.gif

[WE Branch Fanatic]

Someone clean this place up, it looks like a bomb just hit it.....

[Krystal n chips]

"So why not send me a compulsory purchase order like anybody else then ?--just cos you want to put a new bypass in "

or

" I thought Tony Blair was against anti-social behaviour".

or

"I want that t££t prosecuted for low flying "

[*Zwitter*]

"Parlez...?"

[London Mil]

"Don't forget my Human Rights"

"Ooooooh, that smarted!"

"Did I put clean undies on this morning?"

"aaaw, f##k!"

[BenThere]

"Quick!. Hide the Holy Grail!"

[Colonal Mustard]

"Will my application for a house in Forest gate be affected?, tell my family to put on the form that i will join them as soon as i can find a safe route out of the country:ok: "

[saudipc-9]

Where's Waldo?

[Maple 01]

..........Rosebud

Do you have the number of Ambulance Chasers Direct?

Tell Mr Galloway I still love him……..

The BBC shall hear of this!!

[exrotarybooty]

"Please don't announce that I was at 'The Last Supper".

"Anyone got an elastoplast on them?"

"Don't mention Bush, as it only hurts when I laugh."

"Will I get a war pension for this ringing in my ears?"

"That's not quite the blow job I asked for".

[757manipulator]

"hey can someone get me an aspirin..I feel like someones just dropped a tonne of bricks on me"

or

"Throw me a fricken bone"

or in his his best Billy Idol impression....

"Eyes without a face......"

:p :E

[ACW599]

OK Allah, I admit it (groan) -- UWAS does rule OK"

[cazatou]

I see that you are still unable to spell your "Rank" correctly, although your "observations" are still as offensive as ever - particularly to those serving personnel who are not "Anglo Saxon" but are, through choice, loyal members of HM Armed Forces.

In many cases they are following in the distinguished example set by their forebears in the service of the Crown in 2 World Wars and inumerable "skirmishes" and "Frontier Incidents" over the last 200 years.

I suggest that you take your xenophobic views elsewhere.

May I suggest that those who agree with me simply respond with "Concur".

[ShyTorque]

"I take it you're not happy with me then?" :uhoh:

[Stafford]

The last round's on Uncle Sam !!:}

Hope the c:mad: t hurt like hell as he waited for the ovens to warm up. I think Mr Bigley's brother summed it up succinctly. Just imagine the c:mad: t's face when St Peter turned him away with "nil points" and told him his virgins were actually the Julian Clary fan club !! :D

[Confucius]

I see that you are still unable to spell your "Rank" correctly, although your "observations" are still as offensive as ever - particularly to those serving personnel who are not "Anglo Saxon" but are, through choice, loyal members of HM Armed Forces.
In many cases they are following in the distinguished example set by their forebears in the service of the Crown in 2 World Wars and inumerable "skirmishes" and "Frontier Incidents" over the last 200 years.
I suggest that you take your xenophobic views elsewhere.
May I suggest that those who agree with me simply respond with "Concur".

Well, now, you have inferred that which was not implied.

CM implied that terrorist scum have been granted sanctuary in the United Kingdom, despite, in several cases, their apparent hatred for Western Civilisation. You have inferred that CM was saying that all middle eastern immigrants were terrorists. Nothing of the sort was in evidence in his post - merely in your imagination.

I would suggest that it is not the colour of your skin that is of import, just the thickness. You either have not just a chip, but a sack of Maris Pipers, on your shoulder, or you are a bit stupid. That is certainly what I infer from your post. You certainly lack a sense of humour.

[walter kennedy]

He could have been expressing concern for the wellbeing of those that were around him and nearby.

[Roadster280]

May I suggest that those who agree with me simply respond with "Concur".

I believe Zarqawi's last words were "Do not concur".

[Samuel]

I concur_____with Confucious, who leaves nothing more to be said!

Nicely put!

[Maple 01]

I said "you're standing on my aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrg"

[Pass-A-Frozo]

Best Dr Evil voice:

"OOOOUUUUWW.. You bombed me you a-holes"

I think King Edward the first summed the situation up best:

...""A man does good business when he rids himself of a turd".".

:D

[unclenelli]

That's the last time I decorate my house with red crosses after drawing England in the sweepstake!!!!

[tonyosborne]

"Kiss me Hardy"

[Tigs2]

Cazatou

Reeelaaaaxx!! Ahhh! see thats better. I keep reading CM's post over and over again but cannot find anything offensive in it, even if i try to imagine its offensive, it just isn't.

[Lafyar Cokov]

Famous Last Words: This'll have 'em guessing on PPRUNE...

[PICKS135]

Ok. Who set light to the beer f*rt ?

[GreenWings]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

or

"I woulda got away with it if wasn't for you pesky kids!"

[GOLF_BRAVO_ZULU]

I see that you are still unable to spell your "Rank" correctly,

I suspect that a "rank" is not being implied but a humourous reference to an anatomical region. I believe some cultures have a thing called colonal irrigation, although in England it is normally colonic. Did I say "normal" in the same sentence?!

GBZ

[charliegolf]

"So seriously, you're saying that the 72 virgins are all crewmen who didn't bag a Carrickfergus Commando?"

CG

[Colonal Mustard]

Cazatou........... ANYONE serving in the HM Forces regardless of race,colour,creed OR religion gets my thumbs up.....and i`ll buy ANYONE serving in HMAF who appears in my local a pint anytime..

As to my quote, I STICK by it, whilst i apologise if it offends you or anyone else, you must remember this IS a free country for which this right has been defended for thousands of years.

Its MY view of today`s society and if i dont like it NO i wont leave, i would defend that right.

God save Her Majesty

(mustard climbs back into his cave):ok:

[markflyer6580]

Can you play rock the casbah at my funeral? :E

[Roguedent]

' Does my bum look big in this...oh yes it does!!' :rolleyes:

or

' I hear with my little ear, something beginning with B....':D :D

[Colonal Mustard]

"U.S. forces killed terrorist al-Zarqawi in an air strike. We didn't get the devil on 666, but we only missed by one day. ... He was hit by two 500 pound bombs. In fact, al-Zarqawi's name is now ow-ow-ow-Zarqawi. ... You know what his last words were? 'Holy Shiite.'" --Jay Leno

[SALAD DODGER]

- "Hamad, how do you turn this Satphone off?"

- "'tis but a scratch"................."It's just a flesh wound"........................."Oh, I see, running away, eh?! You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's comin' to ya! I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

- "Is it too late to say Sorry please?"


(Cazatou its you against the world again! Thank god for the ignore list function of PPRuNe.):ugh:

[ZH875]

I should have been in the middle of Kabul.....Not KaBoom!.

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Oh Sh1t, Hello Beelzebub.

[SirPercyWare-Armitag]

SALAD DODGER - you are way too fast for me
Oh well, here is mine entry

"The Black Jihadist always triumphs"

[ACW599]

Not wishing to hijack the thread, but what about the last words he might have heard before fading away?

My guess is either "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated" or "Sorry, chum, you're chopped".

[Roadster280]

What about the words of the F-16 jocks? I imagine they were somewhat satisfied with their day's work. I'd think a beer or two was in order, if US forces weren't so Southern Baptist over their views on alcohol on ops.

"Yeehah, Jester's dead" springs to mind for some reason.

[SASless]

Roadster,

Catholics don't recognize birth control.....Methodists do not recognize baptism.....Baptists do not recognize each other in the Liquour Store.

[Spodman]

"I was just telling the guys I'd thort I'd go out and get bombed tonight..."

[Blacksheep]

According to Al' the Geezer - that well known rumour monger from the Sand Dancer's Arms in Bayswater - what he said when translated from the Arabic was:

"Curse you Red Baron! I spit on your Holy 500 Pounder of Anticoh...cough! cough! ...u-urr-rgh."

[PompeySailor]

"I told you - paint the target sign on MY house, then we are guaranteed that the devil-dogs of the US Air Force will not be able to hit it in a month of ramadans."

[Big Bear]

'I knew it was a bad idea to fly the Union Flag outside the house'

[Skunkerama]

Aaiiiiiieeeeee Spitfure!

Call Cazatou......tell him...cough....I love him also

[EC Does It]

According to US Intelligence sources, Al Zarqawi was only a few years into his terrorist "career" yet had managed to cause untold death, destruction and misery.

Thats the problem with the youth of today, they blow up so fast....

[SASless]

Ah yes quite true....however his decision to retire came in a flash!

[Kolibear]

"What took you so long?"

[EC Does It]

Everyone kept banging on about something else.....

[Speedpig]

I remember telling George he could drop in anytime.:}

[Skunkerama]

"Now then no 1, where are these Mutant Sea Bass with fricken lazzerrs strapped to their heads?"

[BattlerBritain]

"But Charles Clarke promised me my own luxury pad in Forest Row after just a 2 day stint in Leyhill Open nick".

Sorry, very non-PC, but probably a bit too close to the truth for it NOT to be said :ok:

[Pontius Navigator]

You're all wrong. Apparently he was alive for an hour after they found him.

Now we get the chance for a full blown Shakespearian soliloquy.

"I said, once more into the breach dear friends, but they said the hole in the wall was too small and they were too fat. Then, like the gentle dew falling from the heavens our prayers were answered and the wall was rent assunder.

As I lay there wondering at the stars in the firmament I realised there were 51 of them.

neigh whole clusters of them, just like the Pliedes

as someone gently tugged at my bollocks to see if I was OK.

Alas I felt not a thing as they were in the next room :}

[PICKS135]

Achmed. Make sure the thread on Pprune goes on and on and .......

[rich_hodgetts]

'you have not heard the last of me you western pigdogs, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of ......croak

[MerryDown]

As he heard the whistle of 500 pounders, he popped a message into his favourite pigeons saddlebags,to his best mate Abu Hamza al-Muhajir...........




"Didnt want the job anyway !, That Laden Bin's a T*** for forcing folk into jobs they dont want, its yours mate Im off"

[Widger]

"Answer the door love!"

[Maple 01]

It is Allah’s will if I live or......ahhhh bugger.........

[diginagain]

"Oy, careful, you'll have some fakir's eye out with that."

[Roadster280]

"You'll never take me alive, copper"

OK, have it your way.

[Vifferpilot]

What the f:mad: k was that.....?

[The Real Slim Shady]

"Feckin' Carling Black Label drinkers. Bring me a Heine......."

[engineer(retard)]

To the tune of Yesterday:

Insurgency, little bits keep dropping off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh I believe in insurgency

[SmilingKnifed]

'No worries Ahmed. The spams couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo at this range.'

[SirPeterHardingsLovechild]

Zarqawi: 'I thought they were doing us in alphabetical order.'

Sheik Aardvark: 'er...sorry, boss'

:}

[Roguedent]

' I want one thing written on my sand castle, here lies Zarqawi, and he's bloody annoyed!':{

or

Was he listening to Phil Collins when he died.. !! :}

[Human Factor]

"Ow!"
I really couldn't be bothered to type anything else.

[victor two]

"....come on in, the door's open........"

[monkeybumhead]

Not read them all but here goes anyway.

Watch this for a suicide bombing!!!

[Almost_done]

Whats that whistling? Will someone take the ruddy kettle off the stove!

[Gaz ED]

"Paveway 2, Paveway 4, who's that knocking on my front door?":D

[WE Branch Fanatic]

B1, B52, A10, F15, F16.............BINGO

[Gaz ED]

(sings) B......L......7....5........5.. and there's no reply!

I'll get me coat..

[harrogate]

"Osama lives at number ... eeeueggghhh".

[Maple 01]

But I have no links with the Taliban.........

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/media/dayo.mp3

[mutleyfour]

But I'm British, all my family live there!

[walter kennedy]

Relax! Those stupid Americans will never realise that Bush's speech writer is one of my agents ...

[petop]

"Dont i just look like my twin brother"!!

[Mr Proachpoint]

Aw, chuffin' 'eck! I just forked out 40 quid for a bleedin' doorbell and you geezers kick my blinkin' door down!

Ooh, I think might need a wee lay down........

I take it you are here about the gas bill........

Take what ever you want. I don't need any more trouble....

Aw, jeez, I'd only just got the kids to sleep!

F-16? F-schmixteen!

"Mum always said treat others as you would like them to treat you"

An yo can tell dat Tony Soprano dat ma family know people. Tell him he can run......

Snort, snigger! Oh George W, you'll be the death of me!


MAPt

[Mr Proachpoint]

Yup...... yup...... ok, yup....... I'll turn the stereo down. We'll be going out soon anyway. Yup, sorry, yup, yup, ok, thanks, bye.

You idiots! I just wanted another window in the lounge! I'm not paying for all this............

What a man does with his goat is his own business, now piss off!

Guys, I'm serious, we gotta clean this mess up before the wife gets home.

Right you kids, thats the end of the chemistry set!

Wow, they sound so much closer tonight.........

MAPt

[Mr Proachpoint]

I thought you 'Extreme Makeover' folks were meant to ship me off to Florida or somewhere while you pimped out my house. Just a bit of a suprise that's all....... No I am not ungrateful, just not what I expected, thats all.

Hey not fair! I hadn't finished counting to 100! Jeez..............

You wait 'til Saddam hears about this....

Um, just before you go, can you give me a hand to get this 2 by 4 out of my butt?

Where's the dog kennel gone?

What the hell is that burning smell? Oh, it's my torso. Damn.

MAPt

[Mr Proachpoint]

Now you're getting hysterical! Your brother is the supposed carpenter, have a go at him, he said this wall wasn't load-bearing!

Now the neighbours can see right into our bedroom!

Oh well, at least we won't pay so much for rates next quarter.

I didn't say half the **** they said I said. Not even, um, jeez, nup, na, they misquoted me completely. I've a good mind to call my lawyer.

You shag one goat and you get labelled. And that's the game............

Bet you didn't get resource consent for that big hole in the street. The council are gonna have a field day with you guys.

Bet half you punks can't even grow a beard. Don't have a go..........

Honey, Oomfoofoo, just called. Her and Mohammed are staying in tonight. They'll bring the holiday snaps around some other time.

This used to be such a quiet neighbourhood. It all started with those Laden boys and their motorbikes.

You guys scared the **** of the milkman.

MAPt

[Earl]

What do you mean their is a shortage of virgins in heaven!

[fergie]

I just hope that those 72 virgins that he was promised all come from Essex!:E
if u can find a virgin in essex you can knit fog:ok:

[Earl]

Then once told there was a shortage of virgins in heaven, he said wait a minute! I am not an airline pilot, you cannot change my terms and conditions! I am under contract with the highest authority, not Alpa or Balpa.
Jimmy Hoffa was not my religion from the teamsters, did he take all the virgins?
Must be some mistake!

[Conan the Librarian]

"Can I have my Satphone back? I want to watch the football..."

Conan