Missing stationery

[Op Tastic]

Has anyone seen my pen?

[dantura]

Try down the back of the sofa...


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[extpwron]

What do you need a pen for – with JPA everything is paperless?

[Runaway Gun]

I have to write down my Username and Password with something.

[threepointonefour]

I have to write down my Username and Password with something.


Here's your password ...

2wTYujo6%g@dp/wYU09£

I downloaded from JPA - perhaps you should try harder to remember it?

[Zoom]

I don't need a pen because I use a PDA.

Has anyone seen my stylus?

[BombayDuck]

Has anyone seen my stylus?

Oh, so that's what it is called, these days....

[Talking Radalt]

What do you mean "these days".
Pens may come and go but stylus never goes out of fashion.

[Rev I. Tin]

Styli, or stylusesesses?

:ok:

[Green Flash]

I dunno, all this technology. I used to have a pencil, but now it's pointless.













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[WhiteOvies]

With the way the IT works (or not as the case may be), I'm thinking of going back to a slate. Now would I be using a stylus or a slate pencil? Anyone older and wiser care to comment?:8

[Green Flash]

I still have a slate.

Behind the back bar at the Ye Old Dog and Lampost.

[BEagle]

But you can't put a PDA up each nostril when you put your underpants on your head and say "Wibble" to the JPA computer.....

[Almost_done]

But you can use the stylii

[Stafford]

Wonder what John Prescott uses ?

Zoom, thanks, I'm still cleaning the coffee off my screen. Anyone got a tissue ? I seem to have used all mine !!!! :}

[Doors Off]

You should try one of those fantastic steel pencil sharpeners. :}

[Rigga]

How do you sharpen a Steel Pencil?

.. and I use Chalk on my Slate.

[teeteringhead]

Wonder what John Prescott uses ?
Anyone got a tissue ?
...is there some connection between these two quotes??? :E

[WhiteOvies]

I don't even want to think about any lead in Prezza's pencil.........:mad: too late!

[Chox Away]

Would you use a tissue to wipe the slate clean?

[Stafford]

Thread creep or what ? I think Prescott might use one of those chipolata sticks by the sound of it ?

Hell hath no fury like a woman literally f:mad: d by a big fat b:mad: d and hung out to dry. Oh dear, there's another terrible mental picture for you whiteovies :}

I think Prescott had had to give her one four times a night (sic) to make up for his apparent electoral deficit.

Anyway, in answer to the orginal question by op tastic, I think one of those thieving new Labour gits has your pen, along with a large chunk of your earnings, future laughable pension and any possible benefits you and your family might have expected from looking after yourself without nanny state help all your life when you have to pay massive tax again on any accumulated wealth, house, property, savings etc when you peg it.....................................................

[South Bound]

I have a pen you can borrow. Admittedly it is looking a bit tired, has been abused a bit too much and sometimes takes a little while to get working in the morning. I'm not sure how much longer it will continue to work and I was kinda thinking of retiring it to sunnier climes, but if you promise to take care of it, it might do a couple more years....

[Doctor Cruces]

I have a pen! Oh no I don't, some aircrew mate's just been in!!

Doc C

[Talk Wrench]

I've got a big box of pens !!!

Squadron shiney should lock her drawers.

[Talking Radalt]

Ours doesn't wear any. :E :ok: :E

[Talk Wrench]

She doesn't wear any pens out either :}

Lazy girl.

[Mike Oxbigg]

It's the Pen Fairy,she takes them all! It doesn't matter how many pens you start with, by the end of the day they're all gone. She follows me everywhere, even Basrah! :D

[Roguedent]

Why not buy one of those multi million dollar ink pens the Americans designed for space.:confused:

Oh.. hang on the Russians cracked that one...has more lead than two jags!!:p