View Full Version : What do you do with a drunken sailor?
SASless
14th Jan 2006, 03:20
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4Greens
14th Jan 2006, 09:27
Put him in a longboat till he's sober.
Pierre Argh
14th Jan 2006, 09:35
"Put him in the long-boat until he's sober…"
Some other verses...
Pull out the plug and wet him all over…
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him…
Heave him by the leg in a running bowlin'…
Take him, shake him, try to wake him…
Give him lashings with a rope end…
Bathe his wounds with salty water…
Put him below until he's sober…
Get out a hose and wet him all over…
Shave his belly with a rusty razor…
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter...
But I'm sure there's more (anyone?)
Talking Radalt
14th Jan 2006, 09:38
Get out a hose and wet him all over…
The mind boggles :ooh:
Funny, there's no mention anywhere of putting him a barrel, nor golden rivets come to think of it ?