Totally off topic, but on a similar vein, I remember the one of the USMC General visiting the range to see new recruits, stopping as he went along he would ask " you have a hoard of Vietcong coming over the hill at you and you have a jam, what would you do?" each replied "Belt off, clear stoppage.. Belt on...carry on." eventually he reached a seasoned veteran with more medals than John Wayne, asking again the vet replied " Belt off... Pack off and **** off."
